SECOND TRIAL

[imthetrashman]

Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!

[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.

Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]

Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!

Comments

[in4apounding]

[Yeah, so Penny found literally zero evidence during the investigation, sorry guys.]

Um- I know this is really important, but before we begin, I think we all need to know- there's laundry soap disguised as candy being left around the park, so be really, really careful what you eat, everyone.

[and knowing is half the battle]

[imthetrashman]

You millennials are killing the candy-soap industry!

[studentbody]

There's candy?

[Cleo's eyes light up, she clearly did not hear the rest of that sentence At All.]

[candymancan]

Are you sure it's not candy? All of the candy around here is terrible, I wouldn't be surprised if some tasted like soap.

[handhook]

[Aquaman stands at his podium with two items in tow: a basketball, and a sack that, if you're standing close enough, probably smells a little like fast food hamburgers.

The latter is also filled with shards of glass, apparently, seeing as that's what he begins pulling out and setting onto his podium as he speaks.]

Several items were left at the basketball court. This ball had been left lying out, stinking of seawater, and I found shattered glass in one of the trashcans. There were a few pieces left on the court itself, as well, but it looks like whoever made that mess did their best to clean it up.

[...]

There were also two hamburgers in this bag, but [and he peeks inside] I wouldn't recommend eating them now.

[essentiallyinvisible]

Yeah, you should probably hold on to that. Just in case. [People are eating Tide Pods.]

[in4apounding]

...Is there anyplace in the park that- well, not "sells"- but anyplace that has hamburgers like that?

[fiftyyearspast]

Maybe they were playing basketball and got a little too rough? A glass helmet wouldn't do much in the way of a basketball.

[loneleye]

I took a look at the, um... his body. He was really dehydrated, and his water helmet thing was missing so... so I guess that's what happened. We found him in one of the washing machines.

But Jack and Fizzy and I couldn't find the helmet anywhere-- we couldn't even find glass shards lying around nearby at all.

[handhook]

[oh............]

If this was an accident, maybe they thought they would be able to rehydrate him that way.

SHOE CHECK

[handhook]

We need to check the bottom of everyone's feet.

[There's a reason, but he's not going to explain shit as he makes this proclamation, tbh. He'll show the bottom of his as a show of good will, though! They're clean and unblemished.]

[in4apounding]

[Penny's shoes are clear, barring anything she might've picked up at the LaundO'Matic this morning.]

[studentbody]

If that's what you're into.

[Cleo grimaces, but slips her feet out of her wedge sandals and shows them to Aquaman. They're both baby-soft and clear.]

[codeofhero]

[Dinobot's feet are made entirely of metal, so he's not wearing shoes.

Sufficed to say, he's clear.]

[loneleye]

[Kubo's shoes are clear, and he briefly takes off his sandals just to prove there's no blood or glass on his socks, either.]

[candymancan]

[Wonka's shoes are clear of glass! They are a little scuffed up and wet, but he was poking around the laundry room like everyone else after Spongebob's corpse was found, so.]

[themightybeetle]

[Beetle's clear! Just tiny bugfeet here for such a big guy. Any scars on them are old]

[fiftyyearspast]

[Jack's clunky boots and feet are clear. ]

[oh_worm]

[ Beth's shoes are clear of glass! ]

[udderly]

[Shoes are a shitty human invention, but Otis' hooves are clear of any glass or cuts from glass.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

[No glass on these shoes! With some hesitation, Coraline takes off the shoes to show her socks. No blood here!]

[carbonairhead]

[ joining the shoes are for squares club, fizzy shows her hooves. they are free of cuts or blood. ]

[essentiallyinvisible]

It-it was an accident! Neither of us were even thinking about the motive! We just met up because neither of us could sleep and he was nice enough to make us burgers and then he suggested we play basketball together-

He said water would bring him back! I tried! I was looking for a new helmet for him too!

But it didn't work! It didn't work...

[She's full-out sobbing now.]

I...I swept up the glass because I didn't want anyone to get hurt...

[Will I be a good grown-up?]

[studentbody]

Is that...why there was such a mess in the store? You were looking for a new helmet, right?

[hey what the fuck this is sad?]

VOTING

[imthetrashman]

Enough of ya riots! I got furniture to move, so everyone vote! And I’ll vore every putz who doesn’t!

[essentiallyinvisible]

P-please everyone, I don't like it, but if there's no other choice I don't want to sacrifice all of you in exchange for myself...I guess if you need names for this, I should tell you now.

My name's Lilliane Gage. That's spelled. L-I-L-L-I-A-N-E G-A-G-E. [She's trying to help you poor spellers.]

EXECUTION: The Little Slam

[imthetrashman]

Finally! I was worried that I would just have to kill y’all myself!

[The Little Girl and her fox suddenly vanish. They soon appear at the end of the basketball court, now what seems to be a dark room with a giant metal wall at one end. The Little Girl appears, sitting in a school desk with her hands locked on top of it. Suddenly Swackhammer appears , standing behind some levers.

The fox hisses at the alien and lunches to attack him, but Swackhammer just slaps him into a nearby trashcan before he can do anything about it. The Little Girl calls out to the fox, but is soon distracted when Swackhammer pulls a lever. The moment he does so, her desk starts moving forward as the wall opens up, revealing mechanical arms.

The arms latch onto her and force her to start forcing her to write papers down, at an inhuman speed. As they do this she starts to age. It’s barely noticeable at first, but as the desk moves forward, she quickly ages into a teen, and into an adult.

The girl visibly struggles as the arms continue to force her to write. But she can barely move despite all the thrashing, with the arms holding her firmly to her seat.

Soon she quickly goes through middle aged, and then she becomes elderly, and the writing the arms are making her do seems taxing on her body. The Elderly Woman looks exhausted and like she just wants to lie down, but the arms force her to sit up.

Eventually,The Elderly Woman lies her head down and goes stiff. Suddenly she turns to dust, and it falls in front of Swackhammer. Smugly, he sweeps up the dust and puts it in a nearby trashbin.]