imthetrashman: (003)
Mr. Swackhammer ([personal profile] imthetrashman) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-23 05:40 am

SECOND TRIAL

Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!

[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.

Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]


Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!
dothebackslide: (Drat them! They're escorting Dora!)

[personal profile] dothebackslide 2018-06-23 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T SEE YOU PREPARING BETTER BITS.

Secondly, yeah, I'm sure the murder park enthusiast is all about an even playing field.
udderly: (i can teach you)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-06-23 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
MAYBE BECAUSE I DON'T MAKE JOKES WHEN PEOPLE DIE? [Weird, right??] He's not even en enthusiast. He's just a capitalist.
dothebackslide: (Confound those Dover boys!)

[personal profile] dothebackslide 2018-06-24 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
OH BOO HOO, LOOK AT ME, IM A COW WHO'S SAD ALL THE TIME AND NO FUN AT ALL!