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Mr. Swackhammer ([personal profile] imthetrashman) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-23 05:40 am

SECOND TRIAL

Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!

[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.

Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]


Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!
carbonairhead: (🐴 i wanna be with you)

[personal profile] carbonairhead 2018-06-24 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's going to be a parade of concern, it seems. Fizzy gallops toward Penny. ]

Oh...! Oh, Penny, I'm sorry, I didn't make it strong enough, are you okay? Penny?
in4apounding: (look down)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-24 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Not- not your fault.

[Her voice has a weird kind of skipping-record stutter, just for a second.]

I wasn't. Strong enough.
carbonairhead: (🥤 i wanna be with you)

[personal profile] carbonairhead 2018-06-24 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
He made himself a big- big fly swatter, of course you were...! Oh, gosh, don't move okay? Are you okay?
in4apounding: (avoidance)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-24 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I- saw the big. Swatter card. Thing.

[Saw quite a lot of it, if only for an instant.]

[And. Kind of reaching up to awkwardly pat Fizzy? She likes that, right, Penny remembers the party for Zhu Li.]


...I'm fiiiiiine-? [hic] Physically. I'm okay, I think.
carbonairhead: (always)

[personal profile] carbonairhead 2018-06-24 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fizzy responds instinctively, nuzzling her muzzle against Penny's hand. ]

Oh... That must be a miracle...! Just be careful, okay? You're not hurt anywhere?
in4apounding: (look down)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-24 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I don't. Think so?

[A thorough diagnostic test wouldn't hurt, but neither her father nor his lab are here, so-]

[Just gonna keep patting the pony.]


...thank you for trying.