SECOND TRIAL

[imthetrashman]

Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!

[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.

Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]

Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!

Comments

[candymancan]

Table salt is processed, removing a lot of the natural qualities and minerals of sea salt; it also contains anti-caking agents, additives, iodine... I don't particularly know all the details of the differences between the two, but I do know that table salt water is a poor substitute for the real thing.

[Wonka literally only knows this because he uses sea salt for certain candies]

[codeofhero]

To think that one of our group was living such a fragile existence.