imthetrashman: (003)
Mr. Swackhammer ([personal profile] imthetrashman) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-23 05:40 am

SECOND TRIAL

Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!

[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.

Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]


Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!
essentiallyinvisible: (this is bad)

[personal profile] essentiallyinvisible 2018-06-23 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I just...looked in the shower this morning, and the shampoo was there.
udderly: (and they're like)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-06-23 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[hmmmmm plausible? but important question: Is Little Girl's hair still wet?]
essentiallyinvisible: (worrying about the future)

[personal profile] essentiallyinvisible 2018-06-23 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's damp, at the very least. Also, she hasn't shown her shoes yet.]
udderly: (and they're like)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-06-23 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[hm!!! big dislike!!!!]

Hey, I don't think your shoes got checked. Do you mind?
essentiallyinvisible: (about to cry)

1/?

[personal profile] essentiallyinvisible 2018-06-23 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I-

[From its spot by Cleo's podium, the fox growls warningly.]

I-it's okay. I-I'll do it.
essentiallyinvisible: (determined)

2/?

[personal profile] essentiallyinvisible 2018-06-23 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[She takes off her shoe. She takes a deep breath. She holds it up.]
essentiallyinvisible: (this is bad)

3/4

[personal profile] essentiallyinvisible 2018-06-23 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[There are small specks of glass glittering on the bottom of it.]
fiftyyearspast: (despair)

[personal profile] fiftyyearspast 2018-06-23 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[no no no no NO NO NO NOOOH MY GOD]

Child...
udderly: (lala lalala)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-06-23 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . . oh. he was hoping -]

What happened last night, Little Girl?
studentbody: (06)

[personal profile] studentbody 2018-06-23 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh....no, what the hell? That can't be right...right? Like, she's just a kid...
codeofhero: (Oh.)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-06-23 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[........... He's almost impressed.]

...If there is a proper explanation for this... you should tell us now.
in4apounding: (is they gone)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-23 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...oh, fleischer studios.
essentiallyinvisible: (pleading)

4/4

[personal profile] essentiallyinvisible 2018-06-23 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It-it was an accident!

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