SECOND TRIAL

[imthetrashman]

Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!

[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.

Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]

Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!

Comments

[codeofhero]

Do not take my hesitation as dislike, king. I would prefer to fight my way out, but if we must play by the rules set here, then so be it.

[He'll come on and slam if you will, Aquaman. He's a good soldier.]

[handhook]

[HE WILL COME ON AND SLAM WITH HIS...single hand? Whatever, it's fine.

Almost under his breath, he answers:]

I don't disagree, but it seems like our course has been set.

[udderly]

See, but that would be against the rules and probably get you punted into the moon. We're not allowed to harm the goblin, but we can challenge him to basketball.

[imthetrashman]

I’m not challengin’ any of you to basketball! I wanna see bloodshed!

[in4apounding]

...Can it be YOUR blood?

[imthetrashman]

I don’t have blood.

[bringmecontracts]

I ain’t usin’ my blood either.

[No one asked but he’s throwing that out there.]