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Mr. Swackhammer ([personal profile] imthetrashman) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-23 05:40 am

SECOND TRIAL

Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!

[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.

Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]


Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!
bringmecontracts: (Default)

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-23 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gandhi...]

And whattya gonna do if I don’t?
standsforrevenge: (FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-06-23 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gets into a vague imitation of a karate stance.]

I know kung-fu.

[He does not know kung fu.]
bringmecontracts: (06)

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-24 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
...

I can’t even pretend to be intimidated by that.
standsforrevenge: (FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-06-24 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I can strike faster than the eye can see! Wah-chow! See? I just punched you and now you're dead!
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-24 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I didn't think you were a fighter.
studentbody: (05)

[personal profile] studentbody 2018-06-24 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...pretty sure that's—

[wait hang on]

Totally true!

[NAILED IT]
standsforrevenge: (fingerguns)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-06-24 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[If he kicks King Dice's ass will she let him touch a boob]
studentbody: (15)

[personal profile] studentbody 2018-06-24 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[one (1) boob. OVER THE SHIRT.]