imthetrashman: (003)
Mr. Swackhammer ([personal profile] imthetrashman) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-23 05:40 am

SECOND TRIAL

Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!

[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.

Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]


Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!
in4apounding: (let me explain u a thing)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-23 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And he's all gross and short! And he smokes a lot, that's really, really bad for your health.

...The only real wildcard is Mister King Dice.
studentbody: (04)

[personal profile] studentbody 2018-06-23 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! And super ugly!
in4apounding: (stop talking)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-23 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! ...That probably doesn't actually affect his combat readiness, but he IS a super ugly wad!