SECOND TRIAL

[imthetrashman]

Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!

[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.

Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]

Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!

Comments

[fiftyyearspast]

Maybe they were playing basketball and got a little too rough? A glass helmet wouldn't do much in the way of a basketball.

[essentiallyinvisible]

Especially if it was dropped...it might have splashed someone. Seawater has its own smell, too...

[codeofhero]

Hmm... it may have gotten on whoever committed the crime then.

[udderly]

Should we check for that too?

sea water check

[fiftyyearspast]

That might work. Although I believe we have sea-dwellers in our numbers, so that might complicate things a bit?

[Let's try anyway-]

Anyone here with a good sense of smell?

[udderly]

I dunno, I can smell things from a mile away.

[He has no idea how bad a human's sense of smell is. Also doesn't smell like seawater, for anyone wondering.]

[carbonairhead]

I can smell...gee, I don't know how far I can smell. Can humans not smell good?

[udderly]

I thought they did. [He has not studied this.] Why else would they care about the soap?

[essentiallyinvisible]

We're not really specialized for that. It's no longer as important for us to be able to differentiate multiple similar smells.

[fiftyyearspast]

That's both impressive and perfect, thank you. [OTIS...YOU GOT THIS,,]

[udderly]

Cool. I guess Fizzy can check me, so it's all fair.

[studentbody]

Great. Smell me, then.

[She somehow smells like sandalwood and jasmine, despite the complete lack of soap in this place....maybe it's genetic?]

[essentiallyinvisible]

[Well, she just smells like she just got out of a shower. Shampoo and all.]

[oh_worm]

Smell away, man.

[ She smells like... well, not salt. Like hot dogs and a lot of mustard, if anything right now. ]

[loneleye]

[Kubo sure smells like a kid who hasn't showered in slightly over a week. No trace of seawater, though.]

[standsforrevenge]

[eau de gross teenager that hasn't bathed in like five days]

[fiftyyearspast]

[Jack smells like depression and burnt metal. No seawater here.]

[captain_cronch]

[This is supposed to be serious but it's like a nice distraction. The nose creature will smell her!

She smells a lot like a cave that got recently splashed with alcohol and chips.]

[carbonairhead]

[ fizzy smells like..... i don't know, bubbles and magic. what the fuck does magic smell like. why are you asking me--

the important thing is no seawater. ]

[handhook]

[Aquaman smells like...not the King of Atlantis, because it's been three weeks since he's been in the ocean. Like an adult man who's been doing his best to shower without soap since Tuesday? Whatever, there's no significant amount of saltwater smell beyond whatever he might have picked up carrying that basketball.]

[in4apounding]

[Smell away, Mister Otis. She smells- relatively clean? Like she's kind of picked up a general Moron Mountain smell, and there's no soap or anything indicating she's showered in a long time, but there's no BO or anything.]

[codeofhero]

Then I suppose you are in charge for this.

[Smell away, Otis. Dinobot smells like... metal, I guess. And such things.]

[themightybeetle]

[looks at Dan

i mean he's got a big nose so.....]

[toogoodtobetrue]

That won't narrow things very much. Anyone can play basketball with him.

[fiftyyearspast]

That's...true. We might be missing some details somewhere.