SECOND TRIAL

[imthetrashman]

Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!

[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.

Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]

Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!

Comments

[essentiallyinvisible]

I-None of you should get hurt on my account...

[in4apounding]

He can't just kill us all if we all fight, right?

[toogoodtobetrue]

[Coraline sure hopes so, but although she's not sure it'll work, she doesn't want Little Girl to be executed]

We won't let them hurt you.

[captain_cronch]

[Centi fishes out a basketball, ready to take on King Dice or Swackhammer.

YEAH.]

[treefetish]

There's more of us than there are of him!

[in4apounding]

And he's all gross and short! And he smokes a lot, that's really, really bad for your health.

...The only real wildcard is Mister King Dice.

[studentbody]

Yeah! And super ugly!

[in4apounding]

Yeah! ...That probably doesn't actually affect his combat readiness, but he IS a super ugly wad!

[imthetrashman]

He’s the uglier one, yeah.

[codeofhero]

In a just trial, you would not be getting hurt either.