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foolishmortals2018-06-23 05:40 am
imthetrashman) wrote in foolishmortals2018-06-23 05:40 am
SECOND TRIAL
Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!
[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.
Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]
Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!
[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.
Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]
Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!
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[Probably more than, actually.]
[But she manages to kind of. Blink, weakly?]
...Combat. Ready.
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[Cleo frowns, squatting down beside Penny so she can hear her better.]
You're not, like...
[Chews her lip.] Gonna die, right?
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[That card didn't FEEL magnetic...]
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[Cleo hesitates, and then stands back up.]
Not that I care or anything? But it would be a huge downer.
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[She thought they kind of had a friendship thing maybe happening, but okay.]
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Look, don't make a big deal out of it, okay? But I do. Care. I guess.
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...you are very confusing sometimes. But. I think I'd like to be friends? If that's okay.
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I'm confusing? You're the one talking about ready for combat or whatever.
But yeah. We can be....f....fffriends.
[the F word is hard let her live]
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[Which would be a lot nicer if this weren't a trial for a ten year old-ish girl who was only guilty of misjudging a basketball throw.]
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[Cleo mmmmight have momentarily forgotten about that.]