WEEK 3

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Karolina and Mulan are dead. The first, and hopefully the last, deaths of your stay here. Hopefully their deaths won't be in vain. Your third week here starts on a solemn note, and the mood here has taken on a significant downward spiral. If it's any consolation (it isn't), you'll find that you have two new floors to explore...even if one of those floors has about twenty STAY OUT signs nailed to it.

23 guests remain.]

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{ooc: Don't forget to turn in your week 2 AC! As we're now officially in full murdergame mode, AC from here on out is extended till Thursday.}

Comments

[ilovepuppies]

[Star is trying to distract herself by playing Candyland (by herself?), when she hears a loud thump and Wendy's exclamation.]

Hey, what happe-

[SHRIEK]

[kindaruledatit]

It's a Zebra!

[Gestures! Points with the most unbelievable look on her face. If there was anything that could have kept Wendy's mood from yesterday going, this was it?]

The stupid machine spat out a Zebra at me!

[ilovepuppies]

[WTF, Wendy, why are you plagued by corpses]

Who the heck put a ZEBRA in there? How did it even fit in there?

Jeeeeeeez, I really hope it wasn't alive when they stuffed it in.

[kindaruledatit]

How should I know!? This is the first time I've ever used it!

[And what a way to break it in, eh?]

Dude. I don't even want to think about that. I mean, for starters, that's gotta be, like, physically impossible, unless it's some kind of weird magic and someone just decied to put a zebra in it, so...

[aaaaugh, she throws up her hands.] Now I'm thinking about it!

[ilovepuppies]

[Guess who else is thinking about it now.]

...Wanna hide the carcass behind the couch and forget we ever saw it?

[kindaruledatit]

You wanna move the thing?

[......]

I mean, yeah. Kind of?

[ilovepuppies]

If we drag it by the hooves there's less chance of... squish.

[tfw you've been cooped up in a haunted house and are discussing how to best hide a body.]

[kindaruledatit]

....Think we can get it to the kitchen?

[Wendy....]

[ilovepuppies]

[small gasp]

Zebra tacos.

[kindaruledatit]

....Dude, that's a thing?

[Not even she knew this.]

[ilovepuppies]

They are now! C'mon, we have a carcass to haul!

[kindaruledatit]

Alright, fine. [She's down for this! Sort of. Hopefully they can build a big enough bonfire to roast this thing.]

You grab the front legs and I'll grab the back?

[ilovepuppies]

I got this!

[She grabs the front hooves and starts dragging.]

[kindaruledatit]

Sure! [And she's grabbing the back hooves and, hoo boy, this is a heavy mammal.

Between these two teenage girls, they're doing surprisingly well though.]

So, tell me about this zebra taco thing?