WEEK 3

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Karolina and Mulan are dead. The first, and hopefully the last, deaths of your stay here. Hopefully their deaths won't be in vain. Your third week here starts on a solemn note, and the mood here has taken on a significant downward spiral. If it's any consolation (it isn't), you'll find that you have two new floors to explore...even if one of those floors has about twenty STAY OUT signs nailed to it.

23 guests remain.]

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{ooc: Don't forget to turn in your week 2 AC! As we're now officially in full murdergame mode, AC from here on out is extended till Thursday.}

Comments

[kindaruledatit]

I mean.... [Kind of?]

I've never, like, eaten a Zebra before. I'm not even sure if I'm allowed.

[Surprisingly, Zebra was the one animal her father didn't train her in the ways of cooking.]

[capulion]

[Do it. Eat a Zebra.]

Why wouldn't you be allowed?

[kindaruledatit]

[Right now??? That's unsanitary, even for a Corduroy.]

Like, I don't know? I've never had the chance to eat one, and I thiiink it might be illegal?

[capulion]

[Hack off a leg and BBQ it then.]

I don't know why that would be against the rules but I guess anything is possible...

[kindaruledatit]

I don't know if it's against the rules either? But...

[Looks to the lioness, looks to the Zebra. Shrugs?]

Like, Star said we should make Zebra Tacos maybe? Have you ever had one of those?

[capulion]

What's a taco?

[Wendy she's a lion she doesn't cook her food.]

[kindaruledatit]

...Oh. It's like a... [A tortilla? But then she'll have to explain that, and bread, and...]

You know, it would probably be a whole lot easier if we somehow manage to show you.

[capulion]

Works for me! As long as I get to eat.

[She's still eyeing that carcass, though.]

What do we do first?

[kindaruledatit]

Well, if all goes well, we might all get to eat.

[Just gotta figure out how to spitroast a zebra....]

Well, I'm supposed to help Star lug this thing to the kitchen, and then work from there I guess?

[capulion]

Hmm... how about you let me have a hind leg all to myself, and I'll drag it to the kitchen.

[Negotiation!]

[kindaruledatit]

You can do that? [That's... pretty cool actually.]

Dude, that's a deal then.

[capulion]

[She is a big strong lion! She may not actually be that great at hunting but she has the raw power to drag a corpse around.

So she does.

It's not pretty really by any means but she's getting it there.]

[kindaruledatit]

[It's an impressive display of strength. This is the best nature documentary Wendy's ever watched.]

You uh... need any help with that?

[Not that she's going to drag it by her teeth too but....]

[capulion]

No, no, I got it...

[She's straining a little...

But she makes it! She's huffing and puffing a little by the time she gets to the kitchen, but she looks quite pleased with herself.]

[kindaruledatit]

...Alright! [IF SHE SAYS SHE CAN HANDLE IT.... Wendy's a good friend but also kiiiind of a slacker.

Very much so.

But they've made it to the kitchen, and now it's Wendy's turn to do something, for once. She marches over to the pantry, throwing it open to peer inside.]

Kay, let's see...

[capulion]

[She is determined to be Independent and Powerful!!!

And she really wants to chew on this zebra leg.

So she gets right to that, as Wendy roots around for human stuff.]

[kindaruledatit]

[You follow your dreams, lion princess. Wendy will busy herself with looking for important human things.

In this case: taco shells!

Alright! Found em. [She turns around and oh, okay.]

Wow, already getting started?

[capulion]

[She Hongry.]

You said I could have a leg to myself.

[She looks a little sheepish. Or as much as she can be, with blood on her face.]