Fourth Investigation

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Ok ok, surely no one would even think of taking this motive right? Right??? See, there's not even anything off in the hotel today! Maybe that's proof that everyone finally wised up?

... You still wanna Investigate, since your missing socks are back?]

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[in4apounding]

[Well, Penny's morning included finding a full set of socks on her person, so either Swackhammer has finally had a change of his crusty, cash-caked heart, or something really bad has happened again.]

[So, definitely not in a growing state of panic, anything up in the lobby or kitchen?]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Nope! As mentioned, there is nothing unusual in the hotel at all.]

[in4apounding]

[Okay, in fairness, Penny does not have the fourth wall awareness necessary to read narration. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.]

[So let's say she's heading to check the shops, since they're closest.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[They're totally clear!]

[in4apounding]

[Suspicious.]

[Only not, really. She's also gonna take a quick peek in the hotdog stand because boy is the memory of Coraline still fresh.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Also clear! We wouldn't do two bodies in the same place in one week, would we?]

[in4apounding]

[WOULDN'T YOU.]

[Okay so shops are clear. And we're sorry about this since there's shit going down in Weedland, but Phas is terribly paranoid about body pileups, so is there anything unusual to spot as Penny heads towards Public School Land?]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[No bodies there!]