Mock Gaiden Investigation

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well it's Friday now, the deadline for the Agent's motive. And, well, it's much better than "you get snacks if you kill someone" and we've had someone literally murder for that in another game so being coy about it seems moot.

Still, none of you guys know about that, so maybe you think no one will take the bait?

Well there doesn't seem to be anything off in the Mansion! At least yall don't have to wake up to a bloody mess next to you today! Count your blessings.]

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[grimgrinningghosts]

[ The first one is... well, some damage has been done to the guy, but it's clear on a proper inspection.

The Ghost Host is dead. ]

[orwellgirl]

[immediately starts arranging his limbs into a funny pose]

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[Walks in, hoping to get some air.

Stares at.]

Darling.

[orwellgirl]

[waves at her with his arm]

You can have the other one; I call dibs.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[Sigh.]

You're lucky you're cute.

[But she'll look at the other one for now.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well, he's easy to recognize, at least! He might not have his voice, but he does have his appearance, and that's been accentuated with severe injury, so there's no doubt from just trying to look for the color (or lack thereof) in his face.

The Narrator is dead.]

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[oh that poor dear.

...Well, when in Rome.]

Do you have any markers?

[orwellgirl]

Nope, I'm too dead, blah blah blah dead!

[just using a corpse as a ventriloquist dummy]

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Oh my god.

[Trying to pretend she's not amused and failing. No she should really be responsible for once.

She shouts out the to the crowd:] We've got- [Nope, stifling more giggles. Please, I'm dying, you're killing me- We've got more bodies here!