Mock Gaiden Investigation

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well it's Friday now, the deadline for the Agent's motive. And, well, it's much better than "you get snacks if you kill someone" and we've had someone literally murder for that in another game so being coy about it seems moot.

Still, none of you guys know about that, so maybe you think no one will take the bait?

Well there doesn't seem to be anything off in the Mansion! At least yall don't have to wake up to a bloody mess next to you today! Count your blessings.]

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[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[Eclipsa actually fell asleep early last night getting wasted so she'll be up and... well, not "at 'em" but walking around. She's in her little jammies still because who cares what people think and its not like anything important will turn up.

To Starslurps!]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Nothing off there! Enjoy your overpriced coffee.]

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[Is it really overpriced if she's not paying.

She wonders if she can get some booze early... She'll peak to see if Cobra Cabana is open.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[It's fine it tastes like they would expect you to pay 3 dollars a cup if you had to pay for it.

But the Cobra Cabana is closed. Don't drink alcohol so early in the day Eclipsa!]

[poewned]

[Poe wakes up and rolls out of bed wearing, stubbornly, the same jumpsuit he’s been wearing all week with the sleeves tied around his waist and a fresh t-shirt underneath. He remembers vaguely that today is something important, but really he’s just been hoping that one of these days is the day they bust out of here, so it’s probably that, right?

But before he starts planning, he needs a hot cup of caf. He heads out of the bedrooms toward the kitchen, intent on breakfast.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[The kitchen, and by extent the entire mansion, is completely clear of anything off!]

[poewned]

[Cool! He gets his coffee and then remembers that he doesn’t actually know how to cook, so he heads to the bowling alley to procure some really crappy pizza to eat instead.]

[dannydorito]

[Bill looks and feels like ten kinds of hell, specifically the kind that's had about three hours of sleep for the entire week so far. Plus his right hand is covered in bandages from those Thursday shenanigans that haven't actually been written yet.]

[But today is Trash Puppet's deadline, meaning someone's gotta be corpsing it up around here somewhere. And not in the usual Hollywood sense. So overall? Bill's in a pretty good mood.]

[Anything dead in Laughter Shocks besides the Toolman's career?]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[My soul is also dead in there thanks to Tim Allen, but nothing else besides that.]

[dannydorito]

[You knew what you were getting into when you took this modship, Blank. But fine, crush his dreams of a More Power Murder.]

THE NINETIES CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR GENDER ESSENTIALISM BACK YOU HACKNEYED POWERSAW.

[And with the animatronic sufficiently heckled, lets check... Tattoo On You, he guesses? A needle-based death could be pretty funny, right?]

[regionsbeyond]

[Honestly who would she be if she didn't check that the seance room, aka the most important room, is still in good condition.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[It's fine it's just very spooky-

Ah.

Well there is something right outside that building.]

[regionsbeyond]

[goddamnit.

Well it's not like she could have missed noticing it, so... what sort of 'something' are we talking about, here?]

[superstarlineup]

[ And, as is usual by now, once all the bodies have been found, all the screens in town light up with your favorite face! ]

Whoah, babes, you're real go-getters! I'm impressed! Alright, well, now comes the part where you all try to figure out whodunnit. Y'know, like in a mystery feature! Or I guess more like a horror movie, in this case, but let's not split hairs over genre. That's how you get bad pictures. Anyway, check things out, then head to the Studio, capisce? And I mean it this time when I say: don't be late!

[grimgrinningghosts]

TOTAL CLUES: 10/10

Psychic Fax Center 7/7
The best character is dead
Rod your blood
And now the second best character is dead???
Don't tell anyone that Rod does not want to work Tarot cards
Rod is just covered in fibers
Rip Ghostave's face
Leota no!!

Outside: 3/3
The building killed him......
Leota did it case closed
I can't believe Shaggy also killed him

Psychic Fax Center

[grimgrinningghosts]

[ Well, at least no one did a murder in Laughter Shocks. ]

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[Well, as funny as this messing with corpses thing is with Dominator, it is starting to feel somewhat profane and disrespectful and she does want to be all... moral and just. Those things are important.

So she'll take a look over Narrator.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well, the first thing to note is that, before any meddling, his body was lying on the table, which is broken, rip table.

Other than that, you've got something on his head and something on his torso. Choose your path!]

[orwellgirl]

[she should probably figure out how her new hood ornament died huh]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[It's your favorite ghost boy!

Ghost Host's head seems really badly messed up, first of all. It's clear that something hit him at some point in time.]

ROOM CLEARED (for real this time!)

[grimgrinningghosts]

Outside

[grimgrinningghosts]

[ Finally, doesthedogdie.com is gonna make a page for us! ]

[dannydorito]

[Okay, sure, he'll actually look at some stuff. How did the talking Bowling Ball kill Stan's Fursona, does it look like. Was it blunt damage? He bets it was blunt damage.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[By pure spite, I bet.

But first things first, his body is slumped up against the outer wall of the psychic tag building, bleeding from the skull. You might want to look closer to actually tell.]

ROOM CLEARED

[grimgrinningghosts]