foolishmortals | Mock Gaiden Investigation

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Mock Gaiden Investigation

[Well it's Friday now, the deadline for the Agent's motive. And, well, it's much better than "you get snacks if you kill someone" and we've had someone literally murder for that in another game so being coy about it seems moot.

Still, none of you guys know about that, so maybe you think no one will take the bait?

Well there doesn't seem to be anything off in the Mansion! At least yall don't have to wake up to a bloody mess next to you today! Count your blessings.]

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[It's fine it's just very spooky-

Ah.

Well there is something right outside that building.]

[goddamnit.

Well it's not like she could have missed noticing it, so... what sort of 'something' are we talking about, here?]

[It's a furry form laying on the ground, unmoving.

And there's blood]

Ah.. [Unfortunate. She doesn't bother to check who else is around to hear it but people Generally Want To Know of these things so she raises her voice regardless.] There appears to have been an incident.

[And then rolls closer- at least as close as she can without rolling through blood because honestly she has standards- to get a better look at said furry. Whomst.]

[Bill's exiting the tattoo parlor as Madame Leota calls out, and he waddles over gleefully.]

Oooh, "an incident", very official sounding. Who'd you off, Surf-n-Turf?

Oh, please. As if I would kill anyone for such a paltry reason as what we were offered.

Good, good, you'll need to practice that defense for when these other chumps find out.

[As she gets closer, it becomes abundantly clear who this body belonged to, even with the plentiful amount of furries here, there is only one weird dog like him.

Stan is dead.]

[Oh. Well.]

[That's sure a thing.]

[Bill takes off his hat for a moment.]

[And throws it to the ground.]

OH COME ON, I WANTED TO KILL THE FLEABAG!

The... the... the dog died?

[sniff . . sniffle...]

YES! That was supposed to be my petty revenge by proxy! What the hell!

[Eclipsa's arrived and-

...oh god.]

...Darling, you're shifting from charmingly evil to annoyingly evil real fast.

[Welcome to the Gravity Falls experience, Eclipsa.]

I'll be any kind of evil I want! Who kills the DOG, honestly?! ...That's the kind of thing I would do!

[Bill.]