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Foolish Mortals Mod Account ([personal profile] grimgrinningghosts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-05-06 11:18 pm
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THE MOCK WEEK

[You find yourself waking in a large dressing room, incredibly spacious, but in intense disarray. The bed is comfortable enough, and each room seems to be equipped with a working bathroom and shower, so it's at least livable. But aesthetically, the place has hit the floor.

The horrifying clock
mounted on the wall reads 9 am. After enough searching, you'll find a large tourist-y map of the studio on one of the dressers. An ominous note attached to the map with a paperclip reads "12PM WAITING AREA". It's not like you have any choice in the matter, seeing as there doesn't seem to be any way out.

Upon exiting the dressing room, you note a crooked star attached to the door bearing your name. There are 24 others like this, bearing names that you may or may not recognize. A quick tour around the studio reveals it to be in a similar state of disrepair, but something doesn't sit...right with you. Though the place is certainly creepy, you get strange vibes as you explore the building. As you move about the dust-filled halls of the abandoned building, you may spot movement out of the corner of your eye, or hear strange noises from behind you. It's nothing to be worried about, though...right?

At the very least, you'll find some comfort. The projection room and attached theater still seem to be in working order, though you'll have to manually grab one of the reels off the wall and start the thing yourself. In addition, the waiting area and lounge are both filled with reading materials, and the later features a large stage and a microphone. The commissary seems to replenish itself with food whenever you take your eyes off of it, ensuring that we won't be going hungry anytime soon. There are also cabinets full of ingredients and a small kitchen should you not trust whatever your benefactor is placing out for you.

Fortunately for them, the smaller individuals amongst your party won't find a great deal of difficulty moving around. Though their beds remain oversized, there seem to be appropriately-sized staircases and escalators placed about in appropriate spots, so as to make their lives easier. After all, they can't just keep relying on the others to get up to the cabinets and such, can they?

While you're waiting to find out what the deal here is, you might as well come out and socialize.]

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hitontheheadasachild: (young man you put some pants on!)

[personal profile] hitontheheadasachild 2017-05-11 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I know, right? I bet California isn't a real place, either!
kindaruledatit: (Oh wait what)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-05-11 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
....What? Oh, no dude. California's real. It's awesome too. Everyone wants to go there.
hitontheheadasachild: (well the answer is gassy)

[personal profile] hitontheheadasachild 2017-05-11 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
...What!? California's a real place!?

[Mind.

B l o w n.]
kindaruledatit: (This is bogus)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-05-11 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...? Wait, did someone try to tell you it's not real?

[...]

That's low, man.
hitontheheadasachild: (well the answer is gassy)

[personal profile] hitontheheadasachild 2017-05-11 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no no no, its not that! I just...when he said he was a federal judge in California when that guy was smashing things. When he said he was doing this because he wanted to I thought he was lying about the whole thing!
Edited 2017-05-11 01:13 (UTC)
kindaruledatit: (you know...)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-05-11 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ ! ] Ooohhhh.....

Yeah, he wasn't lying about California... or the rest of whatever he said, probably.
tadaishi: (yeees?)

[personal profile] tadaishi 2017-05-11 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
California has all the decent theme parks, that's why.
kindaruledatit: (Default)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-05-11 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I hear that. Not much you can get in terms of good rides out in the Oregon sticks.