FIFTH TRIAL

[splitaseam]

[As the Stretching Room descends, there is a long pause before Oogie says anything.]

What? You wanna 'nother speech? You ain't getting one!

[New day, brand new epitaphs for our dearly departed awaiting in this graveyard.

Here lies Demyx
All he wanted was a heart
But he ended up torn apart

Here lies Kiara
Our most beloved kitty
Now ready to sit pretty

Here lies Tip
She wanted to think ahead
And ended up torn to shreds

Only a dozen of you guys left, think you can figure out whodunit?]

Come on, I ain't gettin any younger here!

Comments

[terribibble]

Never anythin' so big as a lion, mind you. Mainly squirrels. Possums, sometimes. Couple snakes.

[It's good to be honest here, right? And anyway he's a bad liar.]

[sixfingeredstan]

Right, of course. And I've...well, I frankly could never do it with that much precision. It's not exactly required when you're hunting for food.

[kindaruledatit]

Really? That's... kind of cool, dude.

[At least she has the choice of just living wearing normal clothes.]

[terribibble]

... You think?

[kindaruledatit]

Sure! I mean, you do what you gotta do, right? Be resourceful and stuff.

[Her dad would be crying manly tears hearing her say that.]

[terribibble]

Right. I suppose.

[It's just nobody's ever thought he was cool before. Even his little siblings thought he was a huge nerd.]