SIXTH TRIAL

[splitaseam]

[The whole trial thing must feel like the norm to everyone right now, and one can't help but wonder if this will keep happening until everyone has died.

There are three new epitaphs for Star Butterfly, Maui, and Fiddleford.

Here lies Star Butterfly
One of our most toughest girls
Went out with a pretty twirl

Here lies Maui
Claimed to be a great demigod
But it turns out he was a fraud

Here lies Fiddleford McGucket
He tried to wipe his mind
And ended up getting left behind

Well you all know what to do by now, huh?]

Don't spare any of the gory details.

Comments

[sixfingeredstan]

Listen, Jiminy. Whatever your background, whatever your credentials, you can't deny that your foot is a perfect match for that smudge. And if we can place you at the scene...that's not something we can merely overlook!

[whistlenotchirp]

Sure, sure! I just strolled on over your husband's book- whistling! Merry as can be!- as I murdered men twenty times my size.

[sixfingeredstan]

It could have been an accident, for all we know. But we have to get to the bottom of this, so—tell us what you know.

[You might want to listen to him, Jiminy. Him hand big.]

[whistlenotchirp]

Well, I know a lot of things! Like how you're wasting everyone's time! What's your pleasure?!

[sixfingeredstan]

I'm wasting everyone's time.

[Sure, Jan.]