splitaseam: (that would make it taste so nice)
splitaseam ([personal profile] splitaseam) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-07-29 10:08 am
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SIXTH TRIAL

[The whole trial thing must feel like the norm to everyone right now, and one can't help but wonder if this will keep happening until everyone has died.

There are three new epitaphs for Star Butterfly, Maui, and Fiddleford.

Here lies Star Butterfly
One of our most toughest girls
Went out with a pretty twirl

Here lies Maui
Claimed to be a great demigod
But it turns out he was a fraud

Here lies Fiddleford McGucket
He tried to wipe his mind
And ended up getting left behind


Well you all know what to do by now, huh?]


Don't spare any of the gory details.
whistlenotchirp: (Nobody listens to the conscience)

[personal profile] whistlenotchirp 2017-07-30 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah what a crummy suit. It even smells weird.]

I don't have to indulge your horsehockey for another second! You're barely part of a real country yet!

[Man still on that anti-non-italian bent.]
sixfingeredstan: (05)

[personal profile] sixfingeredstan 2017-07-30 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He catches a whiff of...something. Frowning, Ford raises that tiny suit jacket to his nose for a sniff test.]
Edited 2017-07-30 01:17 (UTC)
grimgrinningghosts: (Default)

[personal profile] grimgrinningghosts 2017-07-30 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[It smells like alcohol.]
sixfingeredstan: (11)

[personal profile] sixfingeredstan 2017-07-30 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Holy Moses.

[He lowers his hand.]

You've been boozing. And after all your moralizing.
whistlenotchirp: (Nobody listens to the conscience)

[personal profile] whistlenotchirp 2017-07-30 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
And more random theories from the resident genius!
sixfingeredstan: (11)

[personal profile] sixfingeredstan 2017-07-30 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Your jacket is soaked in booze. It's hardly a random theory.
whistlenotchirp: (Come again)

[personal profile] whistlenotchirp 2017-07-30 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Its- wha-

[He freezes.]

...Oh.