It's all happened before...

[grimgrinningghosts]

[You wake up in a plush bed, well rested but very confused. As you become more conscious, one thing becomes abundantly clear: this is not your room, nor does this look like any bedroom you’ve ever been in before. It’s relatively clean room, but immediately something feels… off about all of this.

When you start exploring, a thing you’ll soon notice is that on the bedside table, there is a room key sitting ontop of a neatly typed note.]

Dear hotel guests,

We cordially invite you to come to the downstairs library at noon for an important meeting regarding your stay in the Hollywood Tower Hotel. Before then, we invite you to make full use of the amenities this hotel has provided for you.

On behalf of the hotel staff, we dearly hope you enjoy your stay in this marvelous hotel.

-HTH Management

[But, as you leave the comfort of your new bedroom, any hope that you somehow booked a hotel room the previous night and just forgot is immediately dashed. It looks like this hotel hasn’t been cleaned in decades, and despite the mention of hotel staff in your note, there doesn’t appear to be anyone working here.

Not to say that you’re alone, however. As you explore the hotel, you’ll soon find that there are 23 others in the exact same situation as you: confused and with no memory of how they got here. And to make matters worse, if the bios you stumble upon in the dining area is anything to go by, this clearly isn't just a freak accident.

Get comfy, because you are all in for a wild ride.]

Comments

[darthfanboy]

I would suggest you control your thoughts. Or I will do it for you.

[higitusfigitusmigitusmum]

A-A-And I suggest you mind your manner young man! You are speaking to the most powerful wizard in the world!

[He's not stuttering at of fear; he's just that pissed.]

[darthfanboy]

"Wizard".

The term reads as nothing more than Jedi dogma.

[higitusfigitusmigitusmum]

Jedi....what now?

[darthfanboy]

Dogma. Religious nonsense.

[higitusfigitusmigitusmum]

No no not that! What is a Jedi!?

[darthfanboy]

Your feigned ignorance betrays your loyalties. The Jedi are a stain on this galaxy.

[his mask remains expressionless.]

Soon enough, the last one will fall. By my hands.

[higitusfigitusmigitusmum]

[Merlin begins to deflate.]

Oh uh... I see...

[So this guy is just...crazy...]

[darthfanboy]

Perhaps you'd be so kind as to tell me what you know, then.

[higitusfigitusmigitusmum]

Know about what!? Y-y-your who-di's!? Bah! Nothing of course! Nothing at all!!

[darthfanboy]

Your gibberish does not sit well with me.

I suggest you choose your next few words very carefully.

[higitusfigitusmigitusmum]

And what will you do huh!? I'm getting awfully sick of this attitude of yours!

[darthfanboy]

Huh. Very poor choice of words.

[higitusfigitusmigitusmum]

HMPH.

[Enough is enough. He decides to just walk away.]

[darthfanboy]

Do not walk away from me, old man!

[gonna kinda. stomp after.]

[higitusfigitusmigitusmum]

[oh. he wasn't expecting him to follow.]

Begone! I have nothing else to say to you!

[darthfanboy]

You will speak when spoken to!

[higitusfigitusmigitusmum]

Bah! Then I'm speaking! Look at me blah blah blah talk talk talk!

[But still walking]

[darthfanboy]

Surely you must have something more meaningful to give me than that! Think carefully!

[higitusfigitusmigitusmum]

[He spins around suddenly]

Here's something: you think carefully yourself! And watch your tongue!