grimgrinningghosts: (but of mind)
Foolish Mortals Mod Account ([personal profile] grimgrinningghosts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-10-01 09:36 am
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It's all happened before...

[You wake up in a plush bed, well rested but very confused. As you become more conscious, one thing becomes abundantly clear: this is not your room, nor does this look like any bedroom you’ve ever been in before. It’s relatively clean room, but immediately something feels… off about all of this.

When you start exploring, a thing you’ll soon notice is that on the bedside table, there is a room key sitting ontop of a neatly typed note.]


Dear hotel guests,

We cordially invite you to come to the downstairs library at noon for an important meeting regarding your stay in the Hollywood Tower Hotel. Before then, we invite you to make full use of the amenities this hotel has provided for you.

On behalf of the hotel staff, we dearly hope you enjoy your stay in this marvelous hotel.

-HTH Management


[But, as you leave the comfort of your new bedroom, any hope that you somehow booked a hotel room the previous night and just forgot is immediately dashed. It looks like this hotel hasn’t been cleaned in decades, and despite the mention of hotel staff in your note, there doesn’t appear to be anyone working here.

Not to say that you’re alone, however. As you explore the hotel, you’ll soon find that there are 23 others in the exact same situation as you: confused and with no memory of how they got here. And to make matters worse, if the bios you stumble upon in the dining area is anything to go by, this clearly isn't just a freak accident.

Get comfy, because you are all in for a wild ride.]
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Lenny Bruce is not afraid)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2017-10-03 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow. Rude.]

If I was going to kidnap anyone, it wouldn't be the sleaziest man in town. [No offense, Stan.]
pavlovsdad: (New information of use to me)

[personal profile] pavlovsdad 2017-10-03 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
The Gleefuls are here too?
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Wasn't coming in a hurry)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2017-10-03 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
If they were, you'd know.

[Gideon isn't exactly quiet.]
pavlovsdad: (A Northwest always wins)

[personal profile] pavlovsdad 2017-10-03 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
True. Obnoxious musical numbers utilized for self-promotion aren't far behind when that family is around.

[Which isn't bad per se but there were so many more subtle means of promoting a family.]

Which leaves the only other known deviant: you.
sneezelikeakitten: (♣ Tell me with the Rapture)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2017-10-03 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[......]

How does that make sense?!

[He's barely above your knees in height]
pavlovsdad: (A Northwest always wins)

[personal profile] pavlovsdad 2017-10-03 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see any other rabblerousers here. [He leans down to Dipper's level.] Not to mention a known associate of ghosts and specters.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ It starts with an earthquake)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2017-10-03 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[PRESTON. WHY]

That doesn't mean I would kidnap anyone! There's a LARPer who says he's Merlin who knows how to use magic! They have talking animals here. And you think I did it? I'm 13! I was on the way back home to California. I don't have a reason to kidnap anyone.
pavlovsdad: (How droll)

[personal profile] pavlovsdad 2017-10-03 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[A dismissive noise as he returns to full height.]

I don't pretend to understand the dim thoughts going through the mind of your kind. You've ruined important parties before, wrecking a perfectly good hotel seems in line with your character.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Wasn't coming in a hurry)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2017-10-03 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Your party was being terrorized by an angry and vengeful ghost who was mad that your family broke a promise, and I'm the one who ruined it. [Said as flatly as possible.] You wreck more just by being around than I have just being in Gravity Falls.

[About half true. Actually. No. Dipper. It's kind of your families fault that Weirdmageddon happened at all.

But you know? Details.]