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Dr. Facilier ([personal profile] notreadyatall) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-01-20 11:58 am
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first trial

[Once you make your way to the portrait gallery, Facilier's snarky voice chimes in as per usual.]

One of you folks actually went and did it. Not surprised: they always do. Besides, if you were gonna kill someone, the grandma ain't a bad start. Figure it this way: how many of you actually liked her?

[Suddenly, the whole room seems to move downwards. The walls get longer, and the ceiling grows further away from you. The portraits themselves seem to extend, as the room moves downwards at a startling pace.]

Things are not always as they seem, gentlemen. Can it be this room is actually stretching? And notice this: this chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge… to find a way out. Of course, there’s always our way.

[Suddenly, the floor stops. A new door opens at the side of the room.

Inside is what appears to be an old voodoo shop, covered in various artifacts and an unsettling large voodoo head at the back of the room. There is a summoning circle painted into the floor with a deep red paint. Each of you has a place within this circle, with a wooden podium marked with your room number waiting for you there. Podium 26 has a single candle lit aflame, as well as what appears to be a voodoo doll of Madame Mim stuck to the top of it.

Light music plays in the background.

Once you all take your place, Facilier himself appears within the middle of the circle, out of a cloud of smoke.]


You're here to figure out who did this. Once you have a hunch, you can feel free to write it down on the podium in front of you, but there are no takebacks. Majority rules, and your participation is mandatory.

'Course, you have all the time you need, if you want it.
doopdoll: (what?!)

[personal profile] doopdoll 2018-01-20 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
No way! They still would have loved you! I'd be so happy if my toys were Molly-size!
upgradeit: (paste it)

[personal profile] upgradeit 2018-01-20 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
In our defense, they attacked us first.
lostbutnotaboy: (Default)

[personal profile] lostbutnotaboy 2018-01-20 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why are boys always like this...]

In any case... we should keep focusing on this.
bayoublues: (oh please dont kill me)

[personal profile] bayoublues 2018-01-20 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...At least you're takin' responsibility. I guess.

[Look it's not like he can blame him about it since Mim fed him weird potions and took delight in seeing him frustrated about it]
kickbuttseatnuts: (oh I ended the song too early)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
....guys he's right there oh my god.
soplaynice: (008)

[personal profile] soplaynice 2018-01-20 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.
soplaynice: (007)

[personal profile] soplaynice 2018-01-20 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a difference between big toys and creepy humans dressed like your toys.
scrapplinghook: (pic#11881270)

[personal profile] scrapplinghook 2018-01-20 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that would be the coolest thing ever, to have a super big talking toy!!!
kickbuttseatnuts: (Kicking bad guys' evil butts)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeeaaah, Big was a creepy enough movie when you thought about it for too long. Combining it with Life-Size is just doomed to go wrong.
soplaynice: (008)

[personal profile] soplaynice 2018-01-20 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't know how much Tom Hanks applies to the situation.
kickbuttseatnuts: (Where there's a city crime-torn)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that the guy who jumped on the couch with Oprah?
stanbyme: (pic#11876971)

[personal profile] stanbyme 2018-01-20 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweetie, if a grown man came up to you dressed like a toy I would be justified in clocking him.
soplaynice: (007)

[personal profile] soplaynice 2018-01-20 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I think so? I'll have to ask Rex i-

Oh.
upgradeit: (paste it)

[personal profile] upgradeit 2018-01-20 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . Weren't you Tom Hanks?
soplaynice: (004)

[personal profile] soplaynice 2018-01-20 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...What?
kickbuttseatnuts: (Can't have lyrics about chipmunk hunk)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Erm.]

Hoooow about I just google it later
scrapplinghook: (pic#10189279)

[personal profile] scrapplinghook 2018-01-20 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Mabel might not be too bright when it comes to some things, but she's not totally dumb.]

.... Yeeeeah now that you say it like that, it sounds pretty weird.
pinkflip: hits the hardest (the one that wins will be the one who)

[personal profile] pinkflip 2018-01-20 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait. Wait, we're not actually going to- we can't just let the zombie doc--

[ no more death please? ]
upgradeit: (write it)

[personal profile] upgradeit 2018-01-20 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
When you were all [makes a gesture for being tall] you looked like Tom Hanks.
faciliheir: (no breaks)

[personal profile] faciliheir 2018-01-20 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Rules are rules. And murder is murder, even if they deserve it.
kickbuttseatnuts: (But not all of them fit the icons)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean...

There's gotta be an infinitely better solution to all this than more... of that...
soplaynice: (Default)

[personal profile] soplaynice 2018-01-20 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I?
stanbyme: (pic#11876957)

[personal profile] stanbyme 2018-01-20 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll steal you the world's biggest teddy bear when we get out of here.
sharpasanarrow: (As we speak I am contacting my secret ne)

[personal profile] sharpasanarrow 2018-01-20 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems reasonable enough.

scrapplinghook: (pic#10189276)

[personal profile] scrapplinghook 2018-01-20 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[HECK YEAH]

And that's why you're the best, grunkle Stan!

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