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Dr. Facilier ([personal profile] notreadyatall) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-01-20 11:58 am
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first trial

[Once you make your way to the portrait gallery, Facilier's snarky voice chimes in as per usual.]

One of you folks actually went and did it. Not surprised: they always do. Besides, if you were gonna kill someone, the grandma ain't a bad start. Figure it this way: how many of you actually liked her?

[Suddenly, the whole room seems to move downwards. The walls get longer, and the ceiling grows further away from you. The portraits themselves seem to extend, as the room moves downwards at a startling pace.]

Things are not always as they seem, gentlemen. Can it be this room is actually stretching? And notice this: this chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge… to find a way out. Of course, there’s always our way.

[Suddenly, the floor stops. A new door opens at the side of the room.

Inside is what appears to be an old voodoo shop, covered in various artifacts and an unsettling large voodoo head at the back of the room. There is a summoning circle painted into the floor with a deep red paint. Each of you has a place within this circle, with a wooden podium marked with your room number waiting for you there. Podium 26 has a single candle lit aflame, as well as what appears to be a voodoo doll of Madame Mim stuck to the top of it.

Light music plays in the background.

Once you all take your place, Facilier himself appears within the middle of the circle, out of a cloud of smoke.]


You're here to figure out who did this. Once you have a hunch, you can feel free to write it down on the podium in front of you, but there are no takebacks. Majority rules, and your participation is mandatory.

'Course, you have all the time you need, if you want it.
soplaynice: (007)

[personal profile] soplaynice 2018-01-20 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I think so? I'll have to ask Rex i-

Oh.
kickbuttseatnuts: (Can't have lyrics about chipmunk hunk)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Erm.]

Hoooow about I just google it later
pinkflip: hits the hardest (the one that wins will be the one who)

[personal profile] pinkflip 2018-01-20 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait. Wait, we're not actually going to- we can't just let the zombie doc--

[ no more death please? ]
faciliheir: (no breaks)

[personal profile] faciliheir 2018-01-20 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Rules are rules. And murder is murder, even if they deserve it.
pinkflip: about yourself‚ you were wrong (you're so mean when you talk)

[personal profile] pinkflip 2018-01-20 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
But- they're not good rules! How can we just go along with this?
faciliheir: (you got a problem)

[personal profile] faciliheir 2018-01-20 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You that keen to die alongside him? Because that's what happens to people who don't play along with games.
pinkflip: (open up and let me be)

[personal profile] pinkflip 2018-01-20 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
N- no! But... This is ridiculous. We can't...let something like this happen.
kickbuttseatnuts: (But not all of them fit the icons)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean...

There's gotta be an infinitely better solution to all this than more... of that...
sharpasanarrow: (As we speak I am contacting my secret ne)

[personal profile] sharpasanarrow 2018-01-20 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems reasonable enough.

kickbuttseatnuts: (bc i didn't PACE MY SONG RIGHT)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude! There's kids here! And there's extenuating circumstances!
sharpasanarrow: (anytime)

[personal profile] sharpasanarrow 2018-01-20 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No one's forcing them to look.
kickbuttseatnuts: (Uh maybe something threatening here)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I am gonna have to get you some damn pamphlets about how inefficient the death penalty is when this is over.
soplaynice: (007)

[personal profile] soplaynice 2018-01-20 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...I mean, I'd love to get out of whatever's going to happen. But.
kickbuttseatnuts: (bc i didn't PACE MY SONG RIGHT)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
C'mon, the onus of this is on the system this clown has set up! No real court would accept all this!
tanukey: (um)

[personal profile] tanukey 2018-01-20 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, seems like it'd fit pretty well with most courts I've heard of. Or been in.
not_over_yet: (I don't know what you want from me!)

[personal profile] not_over_yet 2018-01-20 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll admit his situation is a sympathetic one, but... murder is still a capital offense.
kickbuttseatnuts: (7.5 out of 10)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
And this isn't a capital court! This can't have any real legal standing! And our evidence collection is shoddy at best!