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Dr. Facilier ([personal profile] notreadyatall) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-01-20 11:58 am
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first trial

[Once you make your way to the portrait gallery, Facilier's snarky voice chimes in as per usual.]

One of you folks actually went and did it. Not surprised: they always do. Besides, if you were gonna kill someone, the grandma ain't a bad start. Figure it this way: how many of you actually liked her?

[Suddenly, the whole room seems to move downwards. The walls get longer, and the ceiling grows further away from you. The portraits themselves seem to extend, as the room moves downwards at a startling pace.]

Things are not always as they seem, gentlemen. Can it be this room is actually stretching? And notice this: this chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge… to find a way out. Of course, there’s always our way.

[Suddenly, the floor stops. A new door opens at the side of the room.

Inside is what appears to be an old voodoo shop, covered in various artifacts and an unsettling large voodoo head at the back of the room. There is a summoning circle painted into the floor with a deep red paint. Each of you has a place within this circle, with a wooden podium marked with your room number waiting for you there. Podium 26 has a single candle lit aflame, as well as what appears to be a voodoo doll of Madame Mim stuck to the top of it.

Light music plays in the background.

Once you all take your place, Facilier himself appears within the middle of the circle, out of a cloud of smoke.]


You're here to figure out who did this. Once you have a hunch, you can feel free to write it down on the podium in front of you, but there are no takebacks. Majority rules, and your participation is mandatory.

'Course, you have all the time you need, if you want it.
athleticallyinclined: (as a specimen yes i'm intimidating)

[personal profile] athleticallyinclined 2018-01-20 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly!

[ He gestures to Stan. ]

Listen to the rat.
sorrydoods: (you talkin shit)

[personal profile] sorrydoods 2018-01-20 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, urge to punch rising.]

How about you just shut up, dude. You're not making any sense.
stanbyme: (pic#11877054)

[personal profile] stanbyme 2018-01-20 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, Soos.

...Wait, you do remember me now, right?
sorrydoods: (Sad)

[personal profile] sorrydoods 2018-01-20 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, right, uh...I think that was part of the curses? I think some of my memories erased and replaced and stuff.

And...I wanted to say sorry about that stuff. I didn't...it was me, I think. If that makes sense.
stanbyme: (pic#11876988)

[personal profile] stanbyme 2018-01-20 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

Eh, it's done with. Just don't let it happen again.

[Meaning: apology accepted.]
sorrydoods: (That's really cool dude)

[personal profile] sorrydoods 2018-01-20 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes sir Mr. Pines!

[At least there's one good thing happening today.]
athleticallyinclined: (did you honestly think she'd want you)

[personal profile] athleticallyinclined 2018-01-20 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Soos he'd pat you on the head if he didn't hate touching peasants. ]

There's no shame in not following such advanced thinking.
sorrydoods: (you talkin shit)

[personal profile] sorrydoods 2018-01-20 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[And he'd flip him off if those kids weren't here.]

Just...just be quiet and let us actually try to figure this out, okay?
athleticallyinclined: (I don't know what that means)

[personal profile] athleticallyinclined 2018-01-20 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me know when you're ready to admit that I'm right.
sorrydoods: (Say what dude)

[personal profile] sorrydoods 2018-01-20 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure, whatever.

[If it shuts him up, who cares.]
not_over_yet: (...are you still here?)

[personal profile] not_over_yet 2018-01-20 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh good lord, I was translating the words for you. You, Gaston, who is too stupid to realize he's being insulted.

Was that clearer?
athleticallyinclined: (well not that one)

[personal profile] athleticallyinclined 2018-01-20 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...Does not compute. ]

No.
not_over_yet: (that is quite beside the point!)

[personal profile] not_over_yet 2018-01-20 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Can someone gag this blathering idiot? He's useless enough without being able to keep talking.
athleticallyinclined: (did you honestly think she'd want you)

[personal profile] athleticallyinclined 2018-01-20 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's so cute how these animals think they're people. ]