Week 5

[grimgrinningghosts]

[...So that was a mess. All of it was a mess, and things don't look to be improving any time soon. With tensions at an all-time high and conditions worsened, it seems pretty safe to say that this whole week promises a great deal of foreboding atmosphere.

But, hey, things aren't entirely bad. Just as Randall promised, you're now able to leave the Manor! 

Just don't stay out there for too long. There's still a lot of you, and you just can't afford to lose numbers.

24 guests remain]

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[OOC: and don't forget to fill out this week's activity check!]

Comments

[upgradeit]

[This is what happens when you have no friends except your brother for 90% of your life - you lack all semblance of social skills.]

I mean. It's just - you had a boyfriend, and you're the only person I know who's had a boyfriend? So I was just. Wondering about boyfriends. [Here he is, digging himself deeper.] Versus, you know. Friends. Who are boys?

[pinkflip]

I've had other boyfriends than-- [ Wait. Gears spinning in her head. Especially considering the other conversation about relationships she's had with a teenage boy today. ] ...Hiro, is there... Is there a boy you...like?

[upgradeit]

No. No, why would you think there's a boy I like?

[Hiro, you literally said "boyfriend" like four times instead of "girlfriend" or "partner." You're not subtle.]

I don't - who would I even like that's a boy? Every boy here is super gross and terrible, except for Marco.

[pinkflip]

[ Kim's eyes go wide. She has had too much relationship talk today and she's ascended, honestly. ]

Oh my god, you have a crush on Marco!

[ this is probably not how he anticipated this going. ]

[upgradeit]

SsssshhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[HIS ROOM IS RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL, KIM!!!!!]

[pinkflip]

[ YEAH, WELL, THE DOOR IS CLOSED, HIRO!!!!!! ]

You do, oh m- you absolutely do! [ at least she's saying it in a kind of whisper-hiss ]

[upgradeit]

I do not have a crush on Marco Diaz. [He sounds like he's trying to convince himself, more than anything.] He's - he's a pizza elitist and he has terrible taste in music. Also Star Butterfly will probably come back from the dead and kick my ass if I did something stupid like like Marco.

[pinkflip]

...

[ Raises her eyebrows emphatically. ]

You wanna try that again, honey?

[upgradeit]

I don't have a crush on Marco!

[Have you ever heard someone say something that's emphatically not true, but they're desperately pretending it is? Exactly.]

[pinkflip]

[ Alright, that's not getting her anyway. Kim sits up straight and her expression shifts, to a more gentle and comforting look. ]

Well, if you don't...then I'll still hypothetically tell you, asking a boy out can be pretty simple. You just let him know you're there for him, and you like him. [ ...A wistful smile. ] Honestly, I waited for Tommy to make the first move, since he was...a little messed up at the time. [ hahaha brainwashing ] But I still tried to let him know how I felt, in little ways.

The easiest way to let someone know is to just say, "hey, I like you," and go from there.

[upgradeit]

See, there's a flaw? In that plan? [The flaw is that the second Hiro sees Marco, his mouth is already halfway to dragging Marco.] Every time I see him? I just make fun of him?

[pinkflip]

[ good job at convincing her this is just """hypothetical""" hiro!!! ]

Why's that?

[upgradeit]

Because that's what friends do?

[Right????????]

[pinkflip]

Okay... Well, I tease my friends sometimes, but we're usually able to have a connection based on sincerity. Besides, you- you don't do that with me, what's different with Marco?

[upgradeit]

Well, I mean. If I'm too mean to you, you might cry? And that would be bad, but Marco will just be mean back to me, so it's fine.

[Translation: "We're just shitty to each other."]

[pinkflip]

...Is this because he's a boy and I'm a girl? Oh, my gosh- boys can be sincere to each other too, Hiro.

[upgradeit]

No! I mean, I wouldn't be mean to Wasabi! He would probably cry too.

[That's a Slight Lie, but he tries to be nicer to Wasabi than he is to Fred. Wasabi has anxiety and OCD. He doesn't need more stress.]

[pinkflip]

[ SHE...JUST...SIGHS... ]

Look. Hiro. Maybe you need to...try looking at it in a different way. Every time you've interacted with Marco, it's been..."here's my friend," right? Well, maybe if the circumstances are a bit different...

[ ...Gears are turning in her head. Oh no. ]

[upgradeit]

What, you mean like if we weren't stuck in a crappy Battle Royale knock-off where if I tell him I like him he'll probably immediately die?

[Haven't you ever seen a movie, Kimberly!!!! Gays get buried!!!!!!!]

[pinkflip]

...What? No? Where'd you get that idea?

[ HIRO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT EVERYTHING IS FINE ]

[upgradeit]

It's a whole thing, Kim! Whenever there's gays on a TV show and they're happy, one of them dies.

[Well, okay. Mostly in period dramas set in the aughties or on the telenovelas that Honey Lemon always watches.]

So I double can't tell Marco I like him, even if I did like him. Which I don't.

[pinkflip]

Hiro, that's on TV, not- not in real life! [ ...its funny, except its not ] You can't let something that might happen keep you from...from taking a risk that could make you happy! Especially in this place.

[ ...hypocrite thy name is kimberly but shush ]

[upgradeit]

Um, in case you haven't noticed? We're on a TV show. [HE'S JUST SAYING.] So it's totally relevant.

[pinkflip]

Yeah, but- it's not a scripted TV show, it- ohhh, just look, it's a good idea to talk to him!

[upgradeit]

I don't want to be a statistic, Kim!

[Now he's just whining.]