Week 5

[grimgrinningghosts]

[...So that was a mess. All of it was a mess, and things don't look to be improving any time soon. With tensions at an all-time high and conditions worsened, it seems pretty safe to say that this whole week promises a great deal of foreboding atmosphere.

But, hey, things aren't entirely bad. Just as Randall promised, you're now able to leave the Manor! 

Just don't stay out there for too long. There's still a lot of you, and you just can't afford to lose numbers.

24 guests remain]

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[OOC: and don't forget to fill out this week's activity check!]

Comments

[faciliheir]

[. . .]

Photosynthesis!

[athleticallyinclined]

[ ... ]

What?

[faciliheir]

It's how trees eat. They take in sunlight and water and make air. [please god let that be simple enough for him.]

[athleticallyinclined]

[ Wait for it. ]

Don't be ridiculous! Trees don't have mouths!

[faciliheir]

They use their leaves! Literally everyone knows this, Gaston!

[athleticallyinclined]

They eat sunshine with their leaves.

[ Can you hear the sarcasm just dripping off him right now. ]

[faciliheir]

Well, no, they absorb it, but I just assumed that'd go over your head, so... Yeah, they eat sunshine with their leaves.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ He scoffs disdainfully. ]

If you're going to lie, girl, at least try making it something believable once in a while.

[ First "girlfriends" and now this. ]

[faciliheir]

You're the one literally too-- Okay, you know what? Not worth it. Doesn't matter. Are you planning on feeding your prisoner or not?

[athleticallyinclined]

[ He shrugs, with an air of extreme apathy. ]

I'm sure that mouse will find something for him.

[faciliheir]

You're gonna make someone who weighs less than a bag of flour drag enough food to keep a grown duck alive every day for the foreseeable future.

Is that what's happening here?

[athleticallyinclined]

...Yes?

[ He doesn't see the problem. ]

[faciliheir]

And the reason you, a human with arms and legs and the ability to carry things heavier than an apple, are not helping out with this is...?

[athleticallyinclined]

[ Gaston looks taken aback. He looks around, as if to check that he's not missing anything. Nope, his adoring(?) crowd is still there. ]

I had to share the news with all of you!