Sixth Trial

[rech]

I think I need a new angle for these speeches. Spice things up a little.

[His voice suddenly goes deeper and more ominous.]

Picture of Princess Ariel, a woman with a zest for life up until her untimely death. She was someone who wanted to see the good in most people, and because of that, she was well liked by even some of the most jaded people here. But even then, that couldn’t save her as she left her room today only to find herself trapped in an unending nightmare in… The Randall Rech Zone.

[... Yeah ok then.

As usual, there’s a new voodoo doll for The Beast, Molly, Marco, and Ariel as Randy looks expectantly as the guests.]

What do you think? I want your honest opinions.

[TRIAL START!]

Comments

[stanbyme]

I can’t say my honest opinion in front of kids.

[faciliheir]

[... no. not dealing with that shit today.

Freddie just kinda. leans against her podium, a little wobbly. every once in a while, she glances to her side, like she's expecting someone to be there. her breath catches when she sees that's not true anymore.]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

....Not enough pizzazz.

[not_over_yet]

My review's along the lines of "Randy, never speak again."

[ And... he pauses. Where's Freddie heading this week. He's spending this trial at the podium she takes. ]

[bayoublues]

Sounds terrible.

[It doesn't, but he doesn't want to give Randall the satisfaction of knowing.]

[not_over_yet]

[ Mouse climbing up your podium instead of his own, deal with it. ]

[rech]

And here I thought you'd just make fart noises during it.

[rech]

I love pizza. We could use more pizza.

Would anyone like pizza?

[astronomics]

You could just say "Go" at this point.

[rech]

You've held that opinion for weeks now. Surely you could give me something better than that.

[rech]

Thanks, Average Jyn.

[faciliheir]

[yeah don't. be too offended if she just doesn't pay attention to you, small mouse friend. she's got things to deal with.]

[rech]

I know. Isn't that lovely?

[stanbyme]

[TREMENDOUS INHALE...

PPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLTTTTHHHHH]

[rech]

An accurate reflection of your scent, yes.

[not_over_yet]

[ That's more than understandable, just don't expect him to accept any "no go away"s either. ]

[astronomics]

[ That's not even an insult, thats just a Thing? ]

Good talk, Sub-Par Randall.

[bayoublues]

When people say somethin' is 'terrible', it usually means that it's bad.

[not_over_yet]

Perhaps I could. Pity you're not worth entertaining.

[angelgoatdemon]

It feels like you're trying to impress someone. I give it a 6.9

[kickbuttseatnuts]

.....yes? [She's gonna regret this]

[rech]

Kinky.

[hasit]

Yes, I think we could dispense with the dramatics altogether.

[mom is here and she's fucking pissed, must be a friday]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

["god my girlfriend is so good at dunking on jerks"]

evidence? evidence anyone

[bayoublues]

[Louis grips the podium with both hands, looking around at the people that remain. When he glances towards Freddie, he feels a twinge of sympathy towards her. This week has been rough for her.

He doesn't want to think about the fact that more than half of them have died, at this point.]

Right. What evidence did y'all find? The sooner we can get this over with, the better.

[The sooner Freddie can get out of this.]