foolishmortals | Sixth Trial

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round 3,
trial

Sixth Trial

I think I need a new angle for these speeches. Spice things up a little.

[His voice suddenly goes deeper and more ominous.]

Picture of Princess Ariel, a woman with a zest for life up until her untimely death. She was someone who wanted to see the good in most people, and because of that, she was well liked by even some of the most jaded people here. But even then, that couldn’t save her as she left her room today only to find herself trapped in an unending nightmare in… The Randall Rech Zone.

[... Yeah ok then.

As usual, there’s a new voodoo doll for The Beast, Molly, Marco, and Ariel as Randy looks expectantly as the guests.]

What do you think? I want your honest opinions.

[TRIAL START!]

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I can’t say my honest opinion in front of kids.

And here I thought you'd just make fart noises during it.

[TREMENDOUS INHALE...

PPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLTTTTHHHHH]

An accurate reflection of your scent, yes.

Oh that’s rich, coming from the guy backing the jerk who’s never washed his butt.

I'm glad you know the condition of Gaston's asscheeks.

He’s sure showed his hind end enough to give us all a pretty clear idea.

There's a difference between Gaston being proud and acting like an ass, and knowing the state of his butt's cleanliness.

Perhaps you have something you'd like to tell the class?

You seem awful defensive, maybe you don’t want people knowing what kinda mess you’ve chosen to lay with.

[dont be jealous because his girlfriend is pretty and smells nice, while you’re stuck with an overrated unwashed twink.]