Seventh Trial

[candlelightsflicker]

[Once again the stretching room descends and the Hatbox Ghost seems impatient.]

Ugh where's that Serling guy's stupid death elevator when you need it? This is taking forever.

[But soon enough you arrive in the trial room, now with Freddie and Jyn's voodoo dolls on their podiums. And your 100% new friend Hatbox Ghost is there too!] 

If you guys don't all die next week, I'm installing the death elevator.

[TRIAL START]

Comments

[upgradeit]

[nodnod]

It could also be that the missing drugs did something and made it so the spray didn't happen, but I don't know enough about chemistry to know of muscle relaxants would effect that kind of thing.

[upgradeit]

I tried to stab you in front of like ten people. If I was trying not to get caught, I wouldn't have stabbed someone.

[not_over_yet]

...Oh yes, obviously, someone who would realize all that so quickly would be stupid enough to draw everyone else a diagram of it--Gaston, no one else here's as stupid as you, shut it.

[hasit]

He has a point.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ casually tries to step on Basil without anyone noticing ]

[athleticallyinclined]

[ He just laughs. ]

Come now, we all know you weren't really trying to stab me!

We were all just joking around!

[sorrydoods]

[dude. he is right next to you.

pushes Gaston away before he can even get that foot down]

[not_over_yet]

[ Gaston he's standing on top of his podium how are you doing this casually, what are the logistics here ]

[athleticallyinclined]

[ POINTS TRIUMPHANTLY AT LEIA ]

See!

[upgradeit]

No. I was really trying to stab you, because you're a racist dickweed, but Soos and Jyn saved your ass. So, you know. If I was going to murder anyone, it would be you.

[hasit]

I meant Hiro, you dunce.

[athleticallyinclined]

So...everything you say?

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Gaston, I'm really not in the mood for this.

...even if that was a sick diss.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ He laughs again, though it's slightly uncomfortable this time. ]

Listen to this child!

So...precocious.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ casually tries to smash Basil with his elbow while making it look like an accident ]

[sorrydoods]

[Again, pushing]

[upgradeit]

Can I stab him? Not-Randy, if I stab him and he doesn't die will I get punished?

[not_over_yet]

[ ...It was.

And he got it from Gaston.




Fuck his life. ]

[hasit]

[She should discourage him? She really should? But.



She doesn't want to.]

[not_over_yet]

[ ...Waiting on Not-Randy's verdict here, for reasons. ]

[sorrydoods]

[casually sliding the screwdriver toward Hiro

Soos is in no way against non-fatal stabbings]

[hasit]

...That's evidence, Soos. Let's do our best not to sully it.

[sorrydoods]

...right.

[slides it away from Hiro. hopefully there's something else he could use for stabbing?]

[athleticallyinclined]

I'm sure your dead friends would just love to see you give in to your more violent tendencies.

Nothing like making them proud, eh?

[not_over_yet]

Gaston, who wouldn't want to see you non-fatally stabbed? [ Genuine question, to the others: ] Anyone?