foolishmortals | Seventh Trial

Entry tags:

round 3,
trial

Seventh Trial

[Once again the stretching room descends and the Hatbox Ghost seems impatient.]

Ugh where's that Serling guy's stupid death elevator when you need it? This is taking forever.

[But soon enough you arrive in the trial room, now with Freddie and Jyn's voodoo dolls on their podiums. And your 100% new friend Hatbox Ghost is there too!]

If you guys don't all die next week, I'm installing the death elevator.

[TRIAL START]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ Rounds on Hiro. ]

You seem to know a lot about this.

Were you trying not to get caught?

I tried to stab you in front of like ten people. If I was trying not to get caught, I wouldn't have stabbed someone.

He has a point.

[ POINTS TRIUMPHANTLY AT LEIA ]

See!

I meant Hiro, you dunce.

[ He just laughs. ]

Come now, we all know you weren't really trying to stab me!

We were all just joking around!

No. I was really trying to stab you, because you're a racist dickweed, but Soos and Jyn saved your ass. So, you know. If I was going to murder anyone, it would be you.

[ He laughs again, though it's slightly uncomfortable this time. ]

Listen to this child!

So...precocious.

Can I stab him? Not-Randy, if I stab him and he doesn't die will I get punished?

[She should discourage him? She really should? But.

She doesn't want to.]

[ ...Waiting on Not-Randy's verdict here, for reasons. ]

[casually sliding the screwdriver toward Hiro

Soos is in no way against non-fatal stabbings]

...That's evidence, Soos. Let's do our best not to sully it.

...right.

[slides it away from Hiro. hopefully there's something else he could use for stabbing?]

I'm sure your dead friends would just love to see you give in to your more violent tendencies.

Nothing like making them proud, eh?

Gaston, who wouldn't want to see you non-fatally stabbed? [ Genuine question, to the others: ] Anyone?

[immediately raises hand]

...Well damn. [ Fiiiiine. Soos you're a killjoy. ]

(no subject)

sorrydoods - 2018-03-03 20:04 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

not_over_yet - 2018-03-03 20:09 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

sorrydoods - 2018-03-03 20:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

athleticallyinclined - 2018-03-03 20:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

sorrydoods - 2018-03-03 20:13 (UTC) - Expand

And you're making your people proud by bullying a fourteen year old who's half your size.

[SHRUG he's never in his life cared about whether or not other people are proud of him.]

...Oh yes, obviously, someone who would realize all that so quickly would be stupid enough to draw everyone else a diagram of it--Gaston, no one else here's as stupid as you, shut it.