Seventh Trial

[candlelightsflicker]

[Once again the stretching room descends and the Hatbox Ghost seems impatient.]

Ugh where's that Serling guy's stupid death elevator when you need it? This is taking forever.

[But soon enough you arrive in the trial room, now with Freddie and Jyn's voodoo dolls on their podiums. And your 100% new friend Hatbox Ghost is there too!] 

If you guys don't all die next week, I'm installing the death elevator.

[TRIAL START]

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[kickbuttseatnuts]

Then vote for me! I don't care! Just let me wring his neck!

[upgradeit]

No! If nobody will let me stab Gaston, then you can't murder Stan!

[That's petty as fuck, but he doesn't care.]

We're gonna get out of here and we're gonna go down to Hell and grab all our friends.

[kickbuttseatnuts]

I give you permission to murder Gaston.

[This is how petty she is right now.]

[upgradeit]

Oh my god, it doesn't count if you only give me permission because you wanna do a murder! That's like if Negaduck d
told me I could do it!

[kickbuttseatnuts]

No- no I get it now! I was right all along! Humans are garbage! They have no right being on top of the pecking order because this is all you do! You kill and hurt and ruin everything!

So just embrace it, you monsters! Just get it over with!

[hasit]

[She opens her mouth, because now is the time she'd normally make an impassioned speech about how humans are imperfect but that doesn't make them bad, it makes them real people, but—

She can't bring herself to do it right now, because she's slowly being overwhelmed by despair, and. Well. She's about to know just how Allene feels, except for what feels like the hundredth time over.]

[not_over_yet]

...Who doesn't "kill and hurt and ruin everything"? That's life, you dolt.

[ There's something he could add about that's why we gotta blah-blah-blah, but he's not feeling it today. ]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Well it sucks! I hate it and its garbage and its why squirrels should be on top! Because you punks aren't measuring up!

[not_over_yet]

...Squirrels are beatific creatures who do no wrong? [ He's never met an not-Allene squirrel, so, it's possible? Sounds unlikely though. ]