SURVIVORPOOL INVESTIGATION

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well! You’ve been offered a way out by the god of death. That in and of itself seems relatively suspicious, but, you don’t have much else to do at this point. Some of you might be craving the sweet release of death at this point.

Randall’s room has been unlocked, courtesy of Facilier, and the door within is wide open. So, what are you going to do? D-danger lurks behind you, there may be a stranger out to find you.

I’d suggest you get moving.]

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[hasit]

Get [she shoves his face away] away from me, for the love of Alderaan.

It was painless, and conducted with lasers.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ BEING SHOVED leia your hands are so soft ]

...What's a laser?

[hasit]

It's a very powerful, focused beam of light. Sometimes used to cut or explode things. In this case, it was used to correct my vision.

[memotome]

Uh oh, we're entering a tunnel!

[...this one is real. they're actually about to enter a tunnel.]

I just want to mention that it's going to be dark in there. So I want to remind you that my name is not Captain Stubing. This is not the Love Boat. If your names are Belle and Kylo Ren, I want you to move to opposite ends of the boat. Keep your hands to yourself.

[hasit]

[oh okay a tunnel finally something's happening—]

Belle and—

What?!

[not_over_yet]

[ what's a kylo-ren is that another space-swear or ]

[angelgoatdemon]

Doooees this thing have any kind of restraints?

[Seat belt is the word he's looking for]

[memotome]

Okay. Quick. It's gonna get real dark in here, hands to yourself.

[...they're in pitch darkness for about 10 seconds when they hear hades:]

It's a world of laughter,
A world of tears.
It's a world of hopes,
And a world of fears.
There's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware,
It's a small world after all.

It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world.

Everybody!

It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world!

C'mon, we're not getting out till everybody sings!

[he's going to do this. ad-naueseam. and the tunnel will go on forever until at least 4 people are singing along with him.]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

...Doc, I'll kill you if you kill me.

[notreadyatall]

I'm convinced if any of us die at this point, there's going to be a dumb pun and then a trial.

[kickbuttseatnuts]

That might be preferable...

[But fine, whatever, for the team. Its a small world after all.]

[athleticallyinclined]

[ Gaston is from a musical

He's totally singing. ]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S A SMAAAAAALL WORLD AAAAAFTER AAALL!

[angelgoatdemon]

[Starts hesitantly singing along like he wants to die]

[not_over_yet]

...

[ It takes a few repeats of that chorus but... it's only dignity, which. is.


grating, it's grating. but magic is bullshit so sure, whatever, singing along. ]

[lovelylilmouse]

....

Do we have to?

[memotome]

Yes!

Iiiiiiit’s a smalll woooorlldddd after allllll!

[bayoublues]

World of...tears?

[sorrydoods]

[He sings along, but he's clearly confused. Why is there part of an amusement park type ride in Hell?]

[memotome]

For the record, folks. The world is very, very very large. Look at all those continents. It's not small at all.

[...and with that, the tunnel ends.]

Alright! We're approaching our destination now. The box is just up ahead. If you enjoyed your time on the Jungle Cruise, my name is Skipper Hades and thank you very much for riding with us. If you didn't, my name is Rod and this has been...The Tower of Terror.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ Once again, Leia isn't alone. ]

Belle and who?

[hasit]

He said my son's name.

[That can't be right.

Right???]

[athleticallyinclined]

Your son?

[ ew stop reminding him that you're old ]

...It must be a different Belle.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ He considers this for a long, long moment.

Then he gives Leia a genuinely wounded look. ]

You don't have to lie to me!

[hasit]

I'm not...lying, for—

[Force be a fence around her, Force be a fence around her]

[athleticallyinclined]

[ Too late he's sulking.

Good job, Leia. ]