ENDGAME GROUP 2: The most tragic place on earth (Log 1)

[keyofimagination]

[Thanks to Hades’ help, group 2 suddenly arrives in Main Street, or… what was Main Street. Now it’s a desolate wasteland barely masquerading as a cheerful theme park. You are outside the ticket gate right now, but from the gray sky and a sign proudly displaying: “Dismaland: Bemusement Park”, it wouldn’t take much to remember that the villains have a hold on the pocket dimension now.

Rod, meanwhile, is holding a bag, looking as determined as ever.]

First of all, I'm going to come forward in saying that we have to be careful about this mission, and we have to make sure we aren’t seen. If Hades is right, the moment either Bill or Randy know we’re here, it’s all over for us. As such I took the liberty of going through the hotel’s coat check to find some disguises.

[He drops a bag on the floor and out spill tacky Hawaiian t-shirts, sunglasses, and really tacky straw hats. Rod is already quickly putting on a t shirt and pair of sunglasses.]

If you have any questions I’d suggest you ask them now. If there is any chance of us separating I don’t want anyone ending up lost in the dark while we explore.

(ooc: This is the first group 2 log!)

Comments

[angelgoatdemon]

[...He's gonna put on the sunglasses and hat]

Is this really going to work?

[keyofimagination]

[he’s dabbing far too much sunscreen on his greyscale-ass face]

It’s better than walking in undisguised.

[negaverse]

I'd rather die than wear that tacky shit.

[keyofimagination]

I can take either option.

[psychopinesis]

Then die. You'd be doing us all a favor.

[Unless he ends up taking everyone else with him, of course.]

[sixfingeredstan]

[If you thought Ford Pines was too serious and ~intense~ a person for disguises, you thought wrong. He puts on the sunglasses, the hat, and the ugliest shirt he's ever seen.]

What are you offering by way of psychic defenses? I know Bill, and I know he won't hesitate to try and get into our heads.

[keyofimagination]

Isn’t it true that he has to make a deal with you in order to possess you?

[darnsitall]

[Honestly? A lot of this is Sally's #aesthetic. She points excitedly at a... whatever the heck that is.]

Oooh, look over there!

[sixfingeredstan]

...Remind me to get a sketch of that on the way out.

[HE WANTS ONE.]

[negaverse]

It's..... absolutely beautiful.

[forgottenfounder]

[Like this is the first time Oswald's worn a disguise? He's putting a straw hat and a tacky Hawaiian shirt on.]

So we're going in as tourists? Not the way I thought we'd end up fighting him, but I can work with it.

[keyofimagination]

I figured it’d be more inconspicuous to enter as guests than bust down the front gate screaming “bloody murder”.

[bestchefinparis]

I think I'm already pretty good at staying unseen.

[Do you even have tiny sunglasses anywhere?]

[keyofimagination]

...More than fair.

[darthfanboy]

...I’m not wearing any of this.

[hellosalem]

[cue a ditzy looking blonde throwing her arms around her. she’s wearing two Hawaiian shirts. she’s actually cut them both in half and is wearing each half independently, draped over her regular outfit.]

I look festive!

[negaverse]

Right???? It's all ugly as shit.

[stanbyme]

[He's putting on a hawaiian shirt.

...Over top of his Universe's Greatest Grunkle sweater. What. You gonna say something.]

Yeah, here's a question, Einstein - how do you know that equilateral butthead ain't gonna sniff me and Ford coming a mile away.

[keyofimagination]

...I’d have assumed that you and Ford would have taken precautions. Regardless, I believe he won’t notice us if we blend in.

[sentree]

[ Poking idly at the sunglasses. ]

First time at a theme park and it's this? Eh... Do you have any weapons, Roddy?

[keyofimagination]

I could give you...a gun if you’d like.

RIDES

[grimgrinningghosts]

[See the amazing Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride! Slide down the incredible Cannonball Loop! Ride our amazing bumper cars!

...of course, if you wanna just have your characters ride things for shits and giggles, feel free to just make up your own shitty rides.]

[negaverse]

[GUESS WHO'S GOING ON THE BUMPER CARS]

DISMALAND DILAPIDATED CASTLE

[grimgrinningghosts]

[This is right where Walt’s home once was - maybe there’s something here? If the glitchy Ariel statue and the acid moat don’t put you off here, that is.]

[bestchefinparis]

[There has to be something here in this castle, but what's up with the statue? It gets Rémy's attention before anything else, so he approaches to examine it.

It's just a statue, right? It's not going to come to life and try to snap anyone's neck, right?]

STALLS

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Buy some food! Play some games! If you knock over the anvil with a plastic ball, you win the anvil! Grab the plastic frogs with a stick!]

[angelgoatdemon]

[Time to get dole whip or whatever the bizzaro equivalent is. Once he's gotten some, he's going to check out the game stalls. What's he going to find here?]

GIFT SHOP

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Pick up a Bill Cipher shirt or tapestry on your way out!]

[sixfingeredstan]

[wow this is the worst possible place for Ford to be, clearly that's where he ends up. He walks into the room and stops short, finding himself surrounded by the face of his nemesis a thousand times over.]

...Of course.

[Might as well take a look around.]

LOG OBJECTIVES CLEARED

[grimgrinningghosts]