WEEK 3

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well finally deaths are starting to happen in this hell park, and for the amount of shitposting this round is, I'll admit I'm pleasently surprised to see how determined people are to make sure this doesn't happen again.

... Not that it'll matter of course, but it's the thought that counts.

Still, once you wake up on Saturday, you'll find that a new land has opened up! It... sure is a new land, at least?]

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Comments

[oh_worm]

You're one brave and hardy dude, LL Cool J.

[dothebackslide]

[He shoves his shutter glasses on his face.]

Only the rowdiest and wildest, my dude.

[oh_worm]

Aw yeah.

[ A pause, and then she v quietly whispers: ]

Is this a good place to end the bit?

[dothebackslide]

[He pauses dramatically staring off into the distance.]

...Yeah, that'll do it. Want real survey answers?

[oh_worm]

Yes please! That was fun, but I would prefer accurate data.

[dothebackslide]

Gross.

[But he'll be a pal.

Name: Dan Backslide
Planet Name/Hometown: New TuneTown
Last known year/date: 2017
Skills: General toonery
Do you know the song on your bio?: Mash up of "What's Going On?" by the Four Non-Blondes and "Space Jam" by the Quad City DJ's
Is your bio correct?: BASICALLY
Is there information the wads in charge shouldn't know?: NOT REALLY
Favorite food?: Bar peanuts and crackers
Ideas on how to escape here?: I mean, if I remember right from last time, Smackhammer had a space ship]

[oh_worm]

[ She reads over all the information and nods. ]

Thank you very much, Mister Backslide. But wait, he has a space ship?

[dothebackslide]

Well, sure! At least, he did when he tried to kidnap Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes.

[oh_worm]

Huh. So you know him already, that's good to know. How did they stop him then?

[dothebackslide]

Beat him in a game of basketball.

[oh_worm]

[ Blinks. Looks at the stack of papers she's already collected. ]

We'd all be one hecka weird basketball team.

[dothebackslide]

WOULDN'T BE MY FANTASY TEAM PICKS, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

[Starts lighting his cigarette because its been five minutes without a smoke.] But uhhhhhhh he probably won't agree to that challenge again. PRETTY SURE HE'S BEEN CLEAR ABOUT SWITCHING UP HIS OLD BASKETBALL ATTRACTIONS FOR MURDER TIMES.