WEEK 3

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well finally deaths are starting to happen in this hell park, and for the amount of shitposting this round is, I'll admit I'm pleasently surprised to see how determined people are to make sure this doesn't happen again.

... Not that it'll matter of course, but it's the thought that counts.

Still, once you wake up on Saturday, you'll find that a new land has opened up! It... sure is a new land, at least?]

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[treefetish]

[Name: Audrey Geisel
Planet Name/Hometown: Thneedville
Last known year/date: ???
Skills: art
Do you know the song on your bio?: no
Is your bio correct?: yes I think? there are some words I don't understand
Is there information the wads in charge shouldn't know?:
Favorite food?: I used to like green best but now I'm really into corn dogs
Ideas on how to escape here?: I think King Dice could be persuaded]

[oh_worm]

[ same song and dance as the others, reading through it, doot doot doo ]

Really? Has he spilled any beans to you? Some beans would be great to help figure out a plan.

[treefetish]

Not yet, but I have a few ideas. He just seems sad, to me. [/bad judge of character]

[oh_worm]

Sad, huh? Uh... I mean hey, reasoning with him is worth a shot! Better to only have to go through one guy to get out than two. Bojack and I were talking about that back at the party.

[treefetish]

Minions usually have a ton of important information on their bosses, way more than their bosses think they do. [she thinks of how helpful o'hare's bodyguards were during the lynching!]

Oh, what's Bojack's plan?

[oh_worm]

Uh the first step was he... seduces King Dice? Which might be a big leap, but he thinks he can swing it.

[treefetish]

[...]

I mean, it's definitely important to explore every option. [said very mildly]

[oh_worm]

Yeah, that's... it's worth a shot, I figure? As you can see, I'm collecting other options.

[treefetish]

Having a backup for the, uh... seduction plan sounds like a good idea.

[one, two, three]

How would they even--

[oh_worm]

That's a question I was very careful not to ask.

[treefetish]

His face is so... long... And the teeth...

[oh_worm]

... I think they would definitely have to stay away from that region, yeah.

[treefetish]

... I mean, I support any plan. But. I don't think that's a very good one.

[oh_worm]

I... yeah, we'll uh. We'll see how it goes.

[treefetish]

Weirder love has bloomed, though.

[oh_worm]

True that. Wallow dated a jellyfish from the future for months, and they were super hecka happy.

[treefetish]

[... she was totes thinking of wonka and dan but shit you can't just drop shit like that--]

There's stuff farther in the future than you?

[oh_worm]

Oh yeah, time goes on past 3085. A future grown-up Wallow showed up and had to chase the jellyfish back into spacetime to arrest him for time crimes, so... that's gonna be some hecka drama in the future.

[treefetish]

Oh, that's so sad! They're star-crossed lovers! [pause] Time-crossed?

[oh_worm]

Time-crossed is a good word for it. He's taking it okay, though, Wallow's a chill dude who's good at feelings.

[treefetish]

Well, that's good. I don't think I'd be able to handle dating someone my future self had to arrest! [i actually wrote this fic once]

[oh_worm]

Man, you're telling me. That'd be a lot of moop to process.