foolishmortals

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week 3

WEEK 3

[Well finally deaths are starting to happen in this hell park, and for the amount of shitposting this round is, I'll admit I'm pleasently surprised to see how determined people are to make sure this doesn't happen again.

... Not that it'll matter of course, but it's the thought that counts.

Still, once you wake up on Saturday, you'll find that a new land has opened up! It... sure is a new land, at least?]

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I know, right? If I didn't know better I'd think this whole thing is a bad dream!

[But nothing is a dream, that's for sure]

I kind of wish it was.

So are you trying to train the mouse, or... does it just do things by itself? [He's not sure how intelligent it is compared to like. The animals that were on the bus with them.]

I'm not trying to train anyone! [Apparently kind of offended at the insinuation he couldn't do this without someone guiding him, Jerry blows a raspberry and scampers away. Bye bye, mouse] I think he knew how to do this from the beginning. Audrey thought he could be a...toon? Whatever that is?

[He watches the mouse go, uncertain if he should apologize for insinuating that it has to be trained but. Frankly, he's still trying to process any of this so. That'll have to wait.]

The green guy and our host keep saying things about toons, too. I still have no idea what it means, and no one's explained it in a way that makes any sort of sense.

Apparently it involves comedy routines. If it fits a stand-up comedy night, then it's a toon's job to do it.

[Or at least that's how Coraline has been explaining it to herself. For her sanity]

How are you supposed to tell who's a toon and who isn't? The mouse looked pretty normal to me. Mostly. At first, I mean.

That's...a good question. [Think, Coraline, think] Quick, try to be funny.

[Maybe trying to be funny comes automatically to toons. Like some sort of disease!]

I, uhh... okay, well... [He is. Visibly struggling.] ...I can't be funny without thinking about it first. Ask me again tomorrow and maybe I'll have jokes.