WEEK 3

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well finally deaths are starting to happen in this hell park, and for the amount of shitposting this round is, I'll admit I'm pleasently surprised to see how determined people are to make sure this doesn't happen again.

... Not that it'll matter of course, but it's the thought that counts.

Still, once you wake up on Saturday, you'll find that a new land has opened up! It... sure is a new land, at least?]

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Comments

[standsforrevenge]

That's a pretty big doobie for one person, right?

[Wink wink]

[studentbody]

Nope. I can handle it just fine by myself. Though if you wanted to be a dear and get me an ashtray...

[standsforrevenge]

[ZIP. He's gone, leaving a Gandhi-shaped dust cloud behind.]

[studentbody]

Oh my god, thank youuuuuuuuuuuu

[The vocal fry is almost tangible.]

[standsforrevenge]

[VROOM and he's back with a souvenir ashtray stolen fresh from the gift shops!!]

[studentbody]

Wow, thank you so much.

[Cleo hesitates for a long moment between telling him to fuck off and actually being a nice person. Eventually, she sighs and holds out the joint.]

Here. Just don't slobber all over it.

[standsforrevenge]

[He picks it up gently, as if holding a newborn. A newborn that you smoke.

Then he takes. An incredibly long drag.]

Whoa. That's some good shit.

[studentbody]

[Watches him with a look that's almost...impressed?]

Uh, hell yeah. That was kind of dope.

[...!]

Don't tell anyone I said that.

[standsforrevenge]

Dude. Duuuuuuuuuuude.

Wait... what?

[studentbody]

Nothing. You heard nothing.

...How are you feeling?

[standsforrevenge]

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?

[studentbody]

....Holy shit. You're, like, totally onto something.

[SUDDENLY EYEING THAT HOT DOG STAND]

[standsforrevenge]

[OH SHIT THE HOT DOG STAND]

We've been missing out on smoothies this whole time.

[studentbody]

[Cleo sits bolt upright and points imperiously toward the hot dog stand.]

Go....get us the forbidden smoothies....

[standsforrevenge]

Smoothies, here I come!

[Aaaaand he's off!]

[studentbody]

You're the best~!

[she lays back down. wow, having a personal gofer sure is great!!!]