WEEK 3

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well finally deaths are starting to happen in this hell park, and for the amount of shitposting this round is, I'll admit I'm pleasently surprised to see how determined people are to make sure this doesn't happen again.

... Not that it'll matter of course, but it's the thought that counts.

Still, once you wake up on Saturday, you'll find that a new land has opened up! It... sure is a new land, at least?]

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Comments

[dumbshits]

...think we can make him into a bong?

[treefetish]

... [SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DRESSING DOWN KING DICE RN BUT--]

That's his body! [HER OUTRAGE CAN BE SHARED]

[dumbshits]

Yeah, but it’s total junk! I’m sure he’d be okay with it.

[treefetish]

It's still a corpse! You can't just use it for... whatever it is you said!

[dumbshits]

[She has the remnants of Bender’s dumb fucking head, and she’s already poking holes in them.]

Sorry, what? I’m doing whatever it is I said.

[treefetish]

... A bong. You said, "a bong." Less than five seconds ago.

[dumbshits]

Shit, did I? That’s a good idea.

[whatever. she’s screwing a carb into the side of bender’s head now it’s fine.]

[treefetish]

... "And a bong is...?"

[gently prompting...]

[dumbshits]

...you smoke weed out offff ittttt?

[treefetish]

... Oh.

[and then she just

kiiiinda looks on with slight interest]

[bringmecontracts]

[... He looks at the body.]

Knock yourselves out.

[dumbshits]

Rad.

[in4apounding]

...you can't be serious.

[Hey, guess who's actually here this time.]

[dumbshits]

Oh, I’m super cereal!

[in4apounding]

What does cereal have to do with this? He's dead and you're talking about cannibalizing the body!

[dumbshits]

He’s a robot. Those don’t have feelings.

[in4apounding]

Yes they- well, HE did! He got annoyed on the bus when I said robots don't drink beer, that's one whole feeling.

[She's taking this oddly personally, given that that was the only time she talked to Bender.]

And Mister Dinobot gets angry all the time! He's a robot too!

[dumbshits]

Mister Dinobot was programmed by Michael Bay to feel angry. That doesn’t mean he has free will.

[in4apounding]

....I don't know who Michael Bay is, but you're a huge jerk.

[captain_cronch]

[Gives King Dice a WTF look.

SHE gets a pass???]

[bringmecontracts]

Whaddya want from me? She asked nicely!

[captain_cronch]

[Folding her arms, thinking...before gesturing for a bottle.

More beer.]

[bringmecontracts]

What? I aint made of beer yaknow.

[captain_cronch]

[Grabby hands, gabbing and snurgling GO GET SOME.]

[bringmecontracts]

[He ponders, looking towards the castle.]

Ah fine I'll swipe some beers from the castle, but don't say I never did nothing for ya!