SECOND INVESTIGATION

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Another week, another death, another "surely no one would be dumb enough to kill over Swackhammer's dumb motive!"

... Another week for you to be proven wrong in this trashfire.

Still, on the bright side! The hotel is completely clear of anything terrifying or off today!

But you'll probably wanna investigate, just to be sure.]

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[in4apounding]

[Oh, hey, it actually worked, question mark? He's no longer dying, anyway.]

[She's just gonna kind of. Put him down.]

Okay, lesson learned. Mister Wadhammer puts out fake candy. ...We should probably warn Mister Wonka.

[udderly]

How about we just don't put things that are labeled soap into our mouths?

[He feels so responsible for all these humans. They're gonna die of stupid, not murder.]

[in4apounding]

...That might also possibly work, but we should probably warn people just in case.

[udderly]

[thinks about this. thinks about the level of stupids this cast aspires to.





takes the tide pod container and tucks it under his arm.]

Yeah, you're right. I'm just going to hold onto this for safekeeping right now.

[in4apounding]

Okay. I trust you to keep it safely out of reach, Mister Otis.

[udderly]

[can't believe a cow is all that's keeping us from dying of tide pods]

Don't worry, Penny. I'm not gonna let anyone else eat these.