WEEK 4

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well you've been here for almost a month now, and it feels like you're no closer to finding a way to stop Swackhammer or King Dice. Heck, it might feel like you're even more powerless after the trial that just happened.

Maybe you'll start to find new clues, but who knows if it will aid in your escape.

But perhaps... on the bright side... a new park location has opened up? At least you get music and art now!]

20 Guest Remain

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[loneleye]

Hey! People like me! I'm, uh- I'm just too busy to spend any time with them!

[dothebackslide]

SURE JAN.

See, you'd be laughing if you knew that meme. You'd be having lots of fun right now. But instead you're left out and alone.

[loneleye]

I would not be. I bet memes aren't even as important as you think they are.

[dothebackslide]

AND YET I'M HAPPIER THAN YOU.

SO THAT'S WHAT I'VE GOT.

[loneleye]

You don't know that! I'm happy most of the time. Or at least some of the time.

[dothebackslide]

Very convincing. You deserve an Annie or a BAFTA for that stunning performance.

[loneleye]

...Are you still upset because I didn't know what Wonderwall is? Or is this another meme thing. Because I'm not really getting most of what you're saying.

[dothebackslide]

[He genuinely considers this. Is he mad? He doesn't think he's mad. Nah, he's not mad.]

...You know what, kid? Maybe it doesn't matter if you know Wonderwall or not. Because even if you did, you'd still be serious and boring like everyone else here.

[loneleye]

Aren't we supposed to be serious? We're in a pretty serious situation.

[dothebackslide]

Soooopooooooooooo you want to be more like this situation?

YIKES DUDE.

[loneleye]

That doesn't even make sense! I was just saying it's hard to focus on memes when stuff like this is happening all the time.

[dothebackslide]

I THINK ITS WAY BETTER TO FOCUS ON MEMES THAN THINKING ABOUT LIFE. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR.

[loneleye]

...Okay, I guess that makes sense? Thinking about memes is probably less upsetting than thinking about dead people. You've got me there.

[dothebackslide]

NOW YOU GET IT! EMBRACE FUN THOUGHTS WITH ME!