THIRD TRIAL

[imthetrashman]

[You guys are going kind of fast, huh?

There’s a banner up above the basketball court now that reads “GO MONSTARS - SMOKE EM OUT!”, in addition to the usual podium meddling. Aquaman’s podium has been replaced by a white piece of paper that reads “OUTRAGEOUS”. Bojack’s podium has been replaced by a full DVD boxset of The Bojack Horseman Show, while Sarah Lynn’s podium is now the rest of Bender’s body.

King Dice’s stand is now selling Cheetos. Go figure.]

C’mon, folks! Get to it!

Comments

[dothebackslide]

Its his birthday! HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY KUBO!

[He blows a party whistle in his face.]

[candymancan]

Won't be long before he's ready to get his driver's licence.

[loneleye]

I'm still twelve. And also that's a terrible birthday present.

[candymancan]

Says the one who wanted to see inside Daniel's mouth in the first place.

[loneleye]

I'm checking to make sure he has all his teeth! He just has to smile or something, it's not that complicated.

[dothebackslide]

Yeah, I'll get back to you on that, just gotta finish my smoke.

[He puts two more in his mouth.]

[themightybeetle]

How long does that take?

[dothebackslide]

Depends.

[treefetish]

Can we please keep the gags until after we've solved the murders of two people.

[dothebackslide]

Said a lamo jones.

[treefetish]

Just smile! That's all we ask.

[dothebackslide]

[He smiles, not showing his teeth.]

[treefetish]

With your teeth. Please.

[dothebackslide]

I'm still smoking, nosy nellie.

[treefetish]

If you just do this one thing real quick? I'll leave you alone and let you finish. Promise.

[and if you don't she'll slap the taste out of your mouth]

[dothebackslide]

[He twirls his cigar around in a circle, considering thoughtfully.]

Why the frantic need for the ol Backslide mouth? [Back in the mouth it goes.]

[treefetish]

Oh, nothing too big, I just think you've murdered two people, is all.

[dothebackslide]

[He chokes on his smoke in surprise, nearly swallowing a whole cigarette. He has to take a few moments to pound his chest and recover.]

...Huh! Interesting!

[treefetish]

Yeah, so if you just... clear that up or not... I'd appreciate it.

[dothebackslide]

[He considers.

He opens his mouth.]

[dothebackslide]

Nah.

[Three more cigars.]

[treefetish]

Ah, I see.

[beams at everyone else] Could somebody please restrain Dan for a sec? Thank you.

[dothebackslide]

Wow! Bold!

[in4apounding]

I could, but- that won't be necessary, right?

[This isn't nearly ridiculous enough for it to be his fault, right.]

[treefetish]

It'll only be for a moment! Pleaaaase?