THIRD TRIAL

[imthetrashman]

[You guys are going kind of fast, huh?

There’s a banner up above the basketball court now that reads “GO MONSTARS - SMOKE EM OUT!”, in addition to the usual podium meddling. Aquaman’s podium has been replaced by a white piece of paper that reads “OUTRAGEOUS”. Bojack’s podium has been replaced by a full DVD boxset of The Bojack Horseman Show, while Sarah Lynn’s podium is now the rest of Bender’s body.

King Dice’s stand is now selling Cheetos. Go figure.]

C’mon, folks! Get to it!

Comments

[treefetish]

Oh, good! [hair has always been so useful...] What did they look like?

Hair check

[fiftyyearspast]

The strands were long and black.

[Whelp, it seems he's in the pool of suspects, but it can't hurt to check everyone else.]

[treefetish]

[...]

Well, definitely not me, then.

[JUST TRIES TO. CASUALLY CHECK JACK'S HEAD.]

[fiftyyearspast]

It's fine. It's fine, here.

[Jack takes a strand of his own hair to compare. it's a very close match????]

[treefetish]

Hm... [hair caught up in a punching bag, with used gloves nearby...]

Can I see your hands? Please.

[fiftyyearspast]

Of course. [Holds his hands up. They're still gloved and armored aaaaand probably might match the hand check.]

[treefetish]

... Do you think you could, um. Take that stuff off?

[fiftyyearspast]

[A nod as he obliges. There's no recent wounds or blood I guess? Just old scars and nothing out the ordinary]

[treefetish]

[HUGE OBVIOUS SIGH OF RELIEF]

Okay, cool. Thank you!

[fiftyyearspast]

[Thumbs up!] Mind if I ask what were you looking for, specifically?

[treefetish]

Fresh injuries! Punching things can really mess up your hands.

[in4apounding]

That wouldn't be me, no.

[Probably-not-soulless ginger machines represent.]

...How long, exactly? Could they have come from Mister Bojack?

Mods?

[fiftyyearspast]

Uhhhh

Re: Mods?

[grimgrinningghosts]

[They absolutely could’ve. In fact, it’s pretty likely.]

[fiftyyearspast]

It's likely to match the Horseman, now that I think about it.

[in4apounding]

So... someone could have. Hit Mister Bojack with it? ...I don't think that's proper use of that kind of equipment at ALL, even aside from. You know. The murder.

[fiftyyearspast]

He might've stumbled backwards and got his mane caught in the punching bag stand. A showdown in the gym of sorts.

[Jack winces. Poor horse guy got beaten with a dumbbell. Ouch.]

[codeofhero]

And what of the girl? Did she possibly happen across the scene of the crime?

[fiftyyearspast]

All I know she was crushed all over beneath him, not sure beyond that.

[loneleye]

[Wellll Kubo's hair is almost certainly a real close match.]

[fiftyyearspast]

It's a close match.

[very much like himself. this is going to be Fun]

[candymancan]

[We've had this discussion about the animator's not being on model for Wonka's hair, before. It could potentially be long enough, but it's still brown, not black. They got that much right.]

[fiftyyearspast]

[if he thinks too much about this he might just get a headache] You're clear.

[captain_cronch]

[How does a rock even have hair in the firs place, but no she's definitely white, wild unkempt glam hair.]

[fiftyyearspast]

All clear! [centi you're perfect and jack would die for you]