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foolishmortals2018-06-30 03:29 am
imthetrashman) wrote in foolishmortals2018-06-30 03:29 am
THIRD TRIAL
[You guys are going kind of fast, huh?
There’s a banner up above the basketball court now that reads “GO MONSTARS - SMOKE EM OUT!”, in addition to the usual podium meddling. Aquaman’s podium has been replaced by a white piece of paper that reads “OUTRAGEOUS”. Bojack’s podium has been replaced by a full DVD boxset of The Bojack Horseman Show, while Sarah Lynn’s podium is now the rest of Bender’s body.
King Dice’s stand is now selling Cheetos. Go figure.]
C’mon, folks! Get to it!
There’s a banner up above the basketball court now that reads “GO MONSTARS - SMOKE EM OUT!”, in addition to the usual podium meddling. Aquaman’s podium has been replaced by a white piece of paper that reads “OUTRAGEOUS”. Bojack’s podium has been replaced by a full DVD boxset of The Bojack Horseman Show, while Sarah Lynn’s podium is now the rest of Bender’s body.
King Dice’s stand is now selling Cheetos. Go figure.]
C’mon, folks! Get to it!
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[He pulls out a book on horse biology and throws it at Penny.]
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[Did he just have this or-]
[She starts flipping through it, but then pauses for a second.]
...it's a joke about glue, isn't it.
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BUT NO ACTUALLY, APPARENTLY HORSE BLOOD IS LIKE. NATURALLY THICKER AND STICKIER THAN HUMAN BLOOD?? ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE, I DID RESEARCH ON IT AFTERWARDS. WEIRD STUFF!
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[Like, even relative to the rest of this nonsense?]