FOURTH TRIAL

[imthetrashman]

[The banner up above the basketball court has burnt up, replacing the first part of the phrase. It now just reads “SMOKE EM OUT!”. Coraline’s podium has been replaced with a dead mouse while Morty’s has turned into a pickle - it’s pickle podium.

King Dice’s stand is now selling Pickle Rick merchandise.]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Space Jam. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Looney Tunes Lore most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Michael’s pessimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Space Jam truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Porky wetting himself which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Wayne Knight's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Space Jam tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Comments

[treefetish]

How would we even know? [hi shes still messed up about this]

[in4apounding]

I'm pretty sure everyone's acting like themselves? And if they'd been controlled to do this, it wouldn't actually be their fault, so if they WEREN'T controlled now they could just tell us?

[candymancan]

Unless they have no memory of what happened while being controlled.

[in4apounding]

Oh. Maybe. ...No one's mentioned any gaps in their memories, though?

[standsforrevenge]

Gaps in our what now?

[in4apounding]

Time they can't remember? Like if they were being controlled.

[groove i swear to fuck, this isn't in character, i swear i will personally riot]

Aside from just. Being asleep, I guess.

[standsforrevenge]

Oh dude, I can't remember shit.

[Stoned. All week.]

[in4apounding]

...okay see this is part of why I said you should stop smoking that stuff.

[standsforrevenge]

Bruh, I don't gotta be high to forget everything.

[in4apounding]

It probably doesn't help, though!

[treefetish]

What, you don't remember sleeping together?

[standsforrevenge]

We did what now.

[in4apounding]

[....not sure if shipping it or not]

[treefetish]

You really don't remember! That's so rude! I bet Beth remembers sleeping with me.

[in4apounding]

Oh my gosh a love triangle.

[This is just like her romance novels, except nothing like those.]

[standsforrevenge]

Did we do it.

[beat]

...Did you and Beth do it.

[treefetish]

... I mean, yeah, that's what I've been saying?

[standsforrevenge]

Hot.

[treefetish]

... It was pretty temperate, but okay!

[oh_worm]

... wait, you what now?

[treefetish]

Slept together! You know, on that one day this week...

[oh_worm]

... oh, like how we did! Okay.

[treefetish]

See, I knew you'd remember! [UNLIKE SOME RUDE AF STONERS SHE KNOWS]

[oh_worm]

Yeah, of course! It was nice.

[oh_worm]

That's definitely possible. You'd want that built in for something like this.