imthetrashman: (003)
Mr. Swackhammer ([personal profile] imthetrashman) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-07-07 09:29 am

FOURTH TRIAL

[The banner up above the basketball court has burnt up, replacing the first part of the phrase. It now just reads “SMOKE EM OUT!”. Coraline’s podium has been replaced with a dead mouse while Morty’s has turned into a pickle - it’s pickle podium.

King Dice’s stand is now selling Pickle Rick merchandise.]


To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Space Jam. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Looney Tunes Lore most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Michael’s pessimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Space Jam truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Porky wetting himself which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Wayne Knight's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Space Jam tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
in4apounding: (is they gone)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-08 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Are they covered in blood. Please don't be covered in blood.]
fiftyyearspast: (really)

[personal profile] fiftyyearspast 2018-07-08 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope! In fact he's not wearing gloves at all.

His hands look like they've been dumped in black oil. Completely blackened.]


Oh...I see the problem now.
candymancan: (smug fuck)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-07-08 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
And what, pray tell, might that problem be?
fiftyyearspast: (aagh)

[personal profile] fiftyyearspast 2018-07-08 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
The child tried to use me. But I don't remember a thing?

[haha its fine]
codeofhero: (Oh.)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-08 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
He tried to... what.

[What]
standsforrevenge: (say WHAAAT)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-08 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, did you sleep with Audrey and not remember it, too?

[Shut up Gandhi]
in4apounding: (is they gone)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-08 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[A LOVE QUADRANGLE MISTER IRONWOOD HOLY FUDGE]
fiftyyearspast: (Default)

[personal profile] fiftyyearspast 2018-07-08 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh you know.

[Jack's uncharacteristically smiling all of a sudden. That black stuff sure is consuming his whole face now.]
codeofhero: (HMMM)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-08 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
What fresh horror is happening now?

[Time to be worried!!]
in4apounding: (um)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Um.]

[Yeah, she's. Kind of moving to Dinobot's side.]


...If. Um. This happens. Together, right?
codeofhero: <user name=calibrashuns site=tumblr.com> (Vermin)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-08 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Looks at her.

Flashbacks to that time she flipped him.

Nods.
]

Yes, together, it shall be.
candymancan: (hey. die)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-07-08 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Tsk's sympathetically.] Children. Can't live with them, can't trust them not to do something morally dubious or otherwise foolish.
treefetish: (you belong with your love on your arm)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-08 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
... That's not...