WEEK 6

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Almost like some kind of curse, the more lame the motive, the more horrible the murder turns out to be

The next land is open, and this appears to be the last one you're getting, as from here it closes the loop around the park.

... You might be able to see a familiar face there this week too. Take that as you will.]

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[in4apounding]

High-?

[And looking over at Gandhi.]

See, I said that stuff was bad.

[Smoke pot, haunt a shitty amusement park forever.]

[justsaysure]

[He scoffs at her.]

You just don't know how this stuff makes you feel.

[in4apounding]

...That is technically true, yes.

[justsaysure]

So you don't know what you're talking about! It's the only thing that makes me feel good anymore anyway.

[candymancan]

Yes, yes, and we all care so much about your problems.

[it's best not to think about what would've happened if wonka was on cartoon all stars.]

[in4apounding]

I kind of care!

[justsaysure]

I sure am feeling loved in here right now.

[More sarcasm.]

[in4apounding]

...That was sarcasm, right?

[Hey, good news Mikey, you found the proper level to register with her.]

If I let you go, do you promise not to run? ...And just for purposes of full disclosure, I could probably tackle you again at this distance.

[justsaysure]

Yes, good job.

[He rubs his head in frustration.]

What do you even want me for?

[in4apounding]

You've been here a while and probably know things about this place we haven't been able to find out yet?

[justsaysure]

So you just holding me hostage for information. Got it.

[in4apounding]

I guess a little? It could help you too, though, if we figured out how to escape.

[Can you hold someone hostage if you yourself are technically a hostage?]

[Yes, probably.]

And I did offer to let you go, if you don't run. You didn't actually answer.

[in4apounding]

I know it made Gandhi forget about finding love.

[Someone not from this cast please give her some kind of Talk.]

...And that's just really sad more than anything. Was that actually supposed to make it sound like a good choice? Because it really just sounds incredibly sad.

[justsaysure]

And I'm sure you're a bundle of joy right now with all the people dying around us.

[in4apounding]

...No, not really. I'm actually pretty upset about it.

[It keeps fucking happening, man. They're killing each other over Cheetos and socks.]

But getting all zoned out and forgetting things isn't going to do anything to stop it.

[justsaysure]

It's going to stop the pain, and it's better if I just forget about the bad things that happen.

[in4apounding]

And bad things will just keep happening, even if I just forget them.

[She might have kind of a hero complex.]

[Or basic empathy, it's hard to tell when its compared to this level of not caring.]

...Did bad things happen to you? Besides just being stuck here, I mean.

[justsaysure]

[Said rather quickly:]

What do you care? You don't know me.

[in4apounding]

Well. No? Not yet. You've been running away from everyone.

[This is basic cause and effect, Michael.]

[justsaysure]

You think there might be a reason why I'd be running away from you loonatics w ho go around killing people?

[I'm sorry he's just speaking in sarcasm now.]

[standsforrevenge]

Wow, man, did I really sound like this yesterday?

[justsaysure]

I'm sure you sounded even worse yesterday.

[standsforrevenge]

Bro... listen, I was just like you. I thought all I had was pot! But then something happened. And now I know that's not true! And I know you can see that, too.

[justsaysure]

What? Did a bunch of cartoons tell you that weed made you a loser or something?

[standsforrevenge]

Nah, man, I had a bad trip. I saw ponies with rainbows fighting a demon!