WEEK 6

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Almost like some kind of curse, the more lame the motive, the more horrible the murder turns out to be

The next land is open, and this appears to be the last one you're getting, as from here it closes the loop around the park.

... You might be able to see a familiar face there this week too. Take that as you will.]

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Comments

[treefetish]

[maybe like a 25% chance

oh well she'll just. walk on.]

You know arguing with it is pointless, right?

[oh_worm]

[ she groans ]

He started it! It's not my fault computers are so bad at admitting when they're wrong.

[treefetish]

Why don't we go do something more fun? A whole carnival opened up! That has to be slightly more fun than yelling at a machine, right?

[oh_worm]

... The roller coaster is pretty sweet. We could go on that.

[treefetish]

I haven't been on one of those in forever! The one back home is always crowded...

[smiles] C'mon!

[oh_worm]

[ blinks, then... smiles, hanging out with audrey is Good ]

Sure, sounds rad.

[ and she just... flips the teacher off for good measure before heading for the exit ]

[treefetish]

[a pause... then, she flips him off, too.

okay, cool, now they can go.]

[oh_worm]

[ after they get out of the room, she beams ]

I choose to believe we showed him.

[treefetish]

Oh, definitely.

[walkin walkin walkin]

So... Were you in there for a reason, or did it just seem like something fun to do?

[oh_worm]

It was a room I hadn't actually gone into yet. And then I kind of... well you know, you heard.

[treefetish]

Yeah, that place... kinda drives people nuts. [just. remembers dan.] ... I like it, but I just enjoy learning about new things. Even stupid things.

[oh_worm]

Learning is radical! Knowledge is power, you know? I would have been super down if he wasn't talking about junk I already know.

[treefetish]

Well, I don't, y'know. [waves hand vaguely] Know anything.

[GOOD WE'RE HERE AT THE COASTER]

This thing looks really unsafe! [SHES PUMPED]

[oh_worm]

Then learning is super important! I can teach you stuff too, if you want something more exciting than Computer McStuffy in there.

[ oh boy it sure is ]

Oh trust me, it feels unsafe too. But it hasn't crashed yet! [ ALSO PUMPED ]

[treefetish]

[as they enter the death trap:]

Oh, that'd be great! I'd really like to expand my non-tree knowlege.

[oh_worm]

You got it! I got all kinds of knowledge up in my head. It'll be fun!

[treefetish]

[pullin down that lap bar]

... Wait, how is this thing gonna run with no one at the controls?

[oh_worm]

... You know I didn't even notice thaaAAAAAAAAT!

[ THERE IT FUCKIN GO THO ]

[treefetish]

[WOOO HANDS IN THE AIR]

There's no way junk like this could be autonomous-- how do they do it when the only people here besides us are King Dice and Jerkhammer? [and talk plot bc why not]

[oh_worm]

[ LIKE THEY JUST DONT CAAAAARE ]

I don't know. It's got to be at least part cameras, right?

[treefetish]

Do you think so? Back home, they needed more than one person to watch all the cameras; even if there's less people here, that's still a lot.

[oh_worm]

That's true, especially now that we have all this space. Unless he has an army of little... guys somewhere, it doesn't make a lot of sense. That or there's a ton of places he can't see and we just don't know it, but I doubt he's waiting around to like... press the roller coaster on button.

[treefetish]

... He would, though. He would definitely try to kill us that way.

[WOO PARANOIA]

[oh_worm]

He's... I get that, but I don't know. If we spend all our time here worried about dying, nothing's gonna get done. Or, well, more nothing.