Mr. Swackhammer (
imthetrashman) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-07-14 01:24 pm
Fifth Trial
[Fizzy, Centipeedle, and Ginger's pedestals have all been replaced by headstones that say "died for King Dice's sins"
King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]
Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!
King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]
Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!

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[Hang on.]
[Penny takes a second to look between Audrey and... Audrey.]
...um. Are there actually two of you, or-
[Thanks, Wonka, you've got her questioning reality.]
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[She's been a little worried about this kind of thing since King Dice threw her into a wall, it's fine.]
But- um, yes, actually. I'm sorry.
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[She looks around, doing a quick headcount.]
...Mister Wonka? Really?
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[she nods] It's something like... my blood is powering the charm. That's why it's me.
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[That said, of course he'd still knowingly use weird cursed blood magic artifacts.]
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