imthetrashman: (006)
Mr. Swackhammer ([personal profile] imthetrashman) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-07-14 01:24 pm

Fifth Trial

[Fizzy, Centipeedle, and Ginger's pedestals have all been replaced by headstones that say "died for King Dice's sins"

King Dice is currently selling t shirts that say "RIP King Dice" on it.]


Hurry up, we'll be holdin' funeral services for King Dice once this is over!
in4apounding: (is they gone)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh- oh no, maybe. Or- there was someone besides the killer there and they tried moving her to help, or-

[Hang on.]

[Penny takes a second to look between Audrey and... Audrey.]


...um. Are there actually two of you, or-

[Thanks, Wonka, you've got her questioning reality.]
treefetish: (who compares with you)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-14 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
-- Oh, gosh, right, I forgot about that! [grins] Isn't it funny? Have you guys really not noticed until just now?
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh thank goodness.

[She's been a little worried about this kind of thing since King Dice threw her into a wall, it's fine.]

But- um, yes, actually. I'm sorry.
treefetish: (it just had to be)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-14 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's some kind of magical curse or something; I don't really get it. It's hilarious, right? It's like I have a twin!
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Curse- OH. I thought you meant there'd been two of you all along, since the beginning. Oh. So who's-

[She looks around, doing a quick headcount.]

...Mister Wonka? Really?
treefetish: (and as he went on and on)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-14 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, I'm still the only real me!

[she nods] It's something like... my blood is powering the charm. That's why it's me.
in4apounding: (um)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-14 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's- neat, but a little creepy.
candymancan: (please dont doing that with your mouth)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-07-14 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
In my defense, I had no idea this is what it'd do at first.

[That said, of course he'd still knowingly use weird cursed blood magic artifacts.]
oh_worm: (how many crushes do i hAVE???)

[personal profile] oh_worm 2018-07-14 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ how the fuck is a girl supposed to feel about this??? ]